
I taste your mouth
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Love Shayaris |

* Aik nafrat hee nahi duniya mein dard ka sabab Faraz…
MOHABBAT bhi sakoon walon ko bari takleef deti hain.
* posted in Poetry SMS
Hum apni rooh …
* Hum apni rooh tere jism mein he chhor aye Faraz….
Tujhy galay se lagana tu ek bahana tha…
* posted in Poetry SMS
1 nigah se qatal hotay hain log
* Tumhari ek nigah se qatal hotay hain log Faraz,…!
Ek nazar hm ko bhi dekh lo k tm bin zindagy achi nahi lagti….!
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A funny story about America |
Why USA is in a Crisis? - Why, Oh Why ?
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Sardarji Jokes |

* Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
Sardar: "Keh Day NA"
Prito: "Nahi Na"
Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi" Taabi
* Aamir
a sardar bunked his office and went home and found his wife on bed with his boss.he run back and told his
coleagues :YAAR AJ TU MIEN BASS PAKAR GIA TA.
* SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay.
SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....?
SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehen lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN aamirmultan 03216324676
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Funny Jokes |
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sms Friend Ship...never say good bye. |
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Love Quotes..."A Love To Call My Own" |
* The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle. As with all matters of the heart, you'll know when you find it.
Steve Jobs
* I knew from the beginning
That you were just a flirt.
but yet I fell in love with you
Knowing I'd be hurt.
* Falling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do — but gravitation cannot be held responsible for it. Jotted (in German) on the margins of a letter to him (1933).
Albert Einstein
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Amazing Video...A crazy dust storm |
A crazy dust storm gets recorded on camera when it hits some town suddenly, while the people there didn't expected it at all.
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Abu Salem celebrates 'wedding anniversary' in prison |

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Money can’t buy me love: Ashutosh Kaushik |

Ashutosh Kaushik speaks out about his relationship with Sonel Singh, his ex-girlfriend
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Love Quotes...My Thoughts of You |

* My Thoughts of You*
How can you love someone
you have never seen
with a feeling
so passionate that it makes
your heart skip a beat at
the sound of his voice?
* The red rose whispers of passion,
And the white rose breathes of love;
O the red rose is a falcon,
And the white rose is a dove.
* I love you more than words could say;
I wish I could hold you night and day.
I'll love you always and forever,
Even if you don't love me.
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BRA-ZEN EXPOSURE |
BRA-ZEN EXPOSURE
Wishroom Representative Director Masayuki Tsuchiya is reflected in a mirror as he poses while wearing his company's men's bra in Tokyo November 22, 2008.
BACKSIDE STORY
The Japanese online lingerie retailer is selling bras for cross-dressing men and they've quickly become one of its most popular items.
MAKING A CLEAN BREAST ABOUT IT
Priced at about 30 dollars a piece, the bras have been specially adapted for the male body. The designers say the contraption would help men understand how women feel.
FOR STRAP-PING MEN
The bra has provoked a heated debate online, with over 8,000 people posting their opinions in a single night in Japan's top social network.
BODY OF WORK
One Japanese online lingerie shop, Wishroom, has proven that if women can wear men's boxer shorts, then men can also wear bras - at least, those adapted for the male body.
source:ibnlive.in.com
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Love Quotes...True Love Has No Ending |

* "For it is the intrigue of love that drives us forever forward, giving us our reason for being. Love gives us life, and for the blessed few, life gives them love." Steve Henning
* "True love never lives happily ever after - true love has no ending."
K. Knight
* I love you so much, it will last forever Everyday my love for you grows, you get nearer and nearer To the centre of my heart, where no one has ever been You open me up, so my love can be seen.
* If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.
* Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u!
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Cell phone in man's chest pocket stops bullet |
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Two-faced kitten born in Perth |
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Amazing Video... Dance on Treadmills |
Amazing dance on treadmills. This is so awesome i love how they do this and this song is also good. Great work.
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World's oldest polar bear dies |
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Fire On Earth...Amazing Video |
Firefighters narrowly escape a rampaging wildfire.
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Funny Video...1988 Paul Hunt gymnastics comedy beam routine |
Paul Hunt performs on balance beam at the 1988 USA-USSR display in Los Angeles.
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God has graced us to live happy life With Love |
"Love binds both spouse together". Love means affection,trust, sense to grow both equally, sense of sharing responsibilities as the big battle of life in years over years honestly, giving good impression/sanskar to children alongwith building good financial condition by both the spouses.For this, both's eyes on future of family. If both have good understanding in their middle as stated above, the professional worries would be a secondary in face of bright future of the family vis-a-vis children's education, professional career, their marriages and other financial requirement in future. For this, money only will play key role to meet the financial needs as stated
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Love Quotes ... |
Sex without love is an empty experience,
but as empty experiences go,
it's one of the best.
Love is like pi -
natural, irrational, and very important.
Love is blind.
That is why he always proceeds
by the sense of touch.
My most brilliant achievement
was my ability to be able to persuade
my wife to marry me.
~ Winston Churchill
To be in love is merely to be
in a state of perceptual anesthesia.
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SARDARJI JOKES |
* Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney.
* Ek sradar sochta raha...sochta raha... sochta raha... saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai hain tau mere 2 kyoun????
* A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.
interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate.
* In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
* Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said
"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI"
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Preacher with 86 wives gets court reprieve |
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LOVE SHAYARIS... |

* Aaj Rootha huwa ek Dost bohot yaad aaya ......
Acha guzra huwa kuch waqt bohot yaad aaya. ....
Meri aankho ke har ek ashq pe rone wala .....
Aaj jab aankh yeh royi tu bohot yaad aaya. ....
Jo mere dard ko seene main chupa laita tha ...
Aaj jab dard huwa mujh ko bohot yaad aaya...
Jo meri aankh main kajal ki tarha rehta tha ...
Aaj kajal jo lagaya tu bohot yaad aaya.....
Jo mere dil k tha qareeb faqat us ko hi....
Aaj jab dil ne bulaya tu bohat yaad aaya....!!!!
* Ehsaas ko aahat ki talaash rehti hain
zindgi me ek chehre ki talaash rehti hain
zindgi me tumhaari kuchh kami to nahi
phir bhi zindgi tum bin udaas rehti hain.
* Kisi ki chaaht pe mar mitne waale hum na they
kisi ki dil me rakhne waale hum na they
aadat si ho gai hain tumhe yaad karne ki
warna kisi ko yaad karne waale hum na they.
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Love Quotes ... How Can I Be Lonely |

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‘Pregnant man’ is pregnant again |
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The world`s longest noodles |

Chinese chefs lay out 420.4 meters of long rice noodles, weighing over 63 kilogram, which they claimed to be the world`s longest noodles, outside a noodle shop in Zhengzhou, in central China`s Henan province on November 2, 2008.
Rice noodles have a long history in China, dating back to 386 to 581 AD, while in the Song Dynasty, rice noodles were also called “rice cables”, which could also be dried and given as gifts.
A young boy gets fed a portion of the rice noodles that measured 420.4 meters long and weighed over 63 kg, which organisers claimed to be the world`s longest noodles, outside a noodle shop in Zhengzhou, in central China`s Henan province.
A Chinese girl enjoys a bowl of the rice noodles that measured 420.4 m long and weighed over 63 kg.
Residents of Zhengzhou, in central China`s Henan province, enjoy a share of the the world`s longest rice noodle.


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LOVE QUOTES ..Death and love are the two wings |

* Death and love are the two wings which bear man from earth to heaven
Michelangelo
* But remember once more
to that love long ago.
Has there not been enough time
to let your feelings flow.
Once more to another
who returns them to you.
Once more to love again
and be loved too.
* To be your love forever
is my life's intent.
Your love is my endeavor.
For you are heaven sent.
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Japanese man petitions to marry comic-book character |
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Your love is my companion - LOVE QUOTES |

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Love Is End Of Life |

* You can't be wise and in love at the same time
* Time will always fly, but ou
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me
* Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
* L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows
L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life....
* L is for lust
L is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for ever
the 4 signs of love
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Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad - FUNNY VIDEO |
An ad for The Paris Hilton Presidential Campaign. Paid for by Funny Or Die.
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Sardarji Jokes |
* Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....
* A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will Investigate karoo
* Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir
problem hogi.
* Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was
wondering
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane
kyon diya ?
* in an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..
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Ollie, a 3-year-old English bulldog, waits as his owner votes at a precinct on Wall Street as the stock market experienced an election day rally. Barack Hussein Obama, a Democrat senator from Illinois, was elected the 44th president of the United States.
English bulldogs are known for their loose-jointed shuffling gait and massive short-faced head, according to the American Kennel Club. Their lovable and gentle disposition and adorable wrinkles make them a popular breed.
Berlin, Germany, November 1, 2008--A dog heads indoors for a bite to eat at a soup kitchen recently opened exclusively for pets of the homeless and unemployed.
Claudia Hollm, the establishment's director, dismissed criticism that it may be more sensible to raise money for people than dogs given the looming financial crisis.
"Making sure dogs don't go hungry is just as important as making sure that people don't starve," she told Reuters. The kitchen's sponsors include pet food manufacturers.
Saudi Arabia, October 31, 2008--People take photographs of a Maaz al Shami, or Damascene goat, which won the Most Beautiful Goat title during a pedigree goat competition.
The event follows on the heels of lucrative camel competitions which have taken off in recent years, according to Reuters.
The so-called Najdi goats have a distinctive high nose bridge and shaggy hair with a fine, silky quality. Most of the goats are bred from one star goat and fetch $26,000 each.
Denver, Colorado, October 30, 2008--A baby colobus monkey named Darby is held by its mother, Sadie, as father Ray looks on at the Denver Zoo. Darby, whose gender remains unknown, was born October 15.
Although infant colobus monkeys are born all white, adults are black with a white face border, white veiling flanks, and a bushy white tail. Colubus is from a Greek word meaning "mutilated one" because the monkeys lack thumbs. The African natives are hunted for bushmeat.
20-year-old panda that survived May's earthquake in Sichuan province, gets a thorough physical examination.
The panda was transferred to southern China's Fujian province after its home in the Wolong Giant Panda Reserve was devastated by the earthquake, the Associated Press reports.
There are less than 2,500 giant pandas left in the wild, according to the IUCN, which lists the species as endangered. Restricted and degraded habitat is the greatest threat.
source:nationalgeographic.com
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No one escapes from love, LOVE QUOTES |

* Fortune and love favor the brave.
* Without Love -- dayz are
Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,Copyright Lovesmsfun.com
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day
* No one escapes from love,
No one escapes from love,
Neither the rich nor poor,
Because it takes to satisfy a heart,
We feel we'll never be apart.
* In the morning I do not eat
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
* When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants and murderers and for a time they seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall - think of it, always.
Mohandas Gandhi
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Love is the slowest form of suicide.- Love Quotes |

* Beauty is a great gift of heaven; not for the purpose of female vanity, but a great gift for one who loves, and wishes to be beloved
Maria Edgeworth
* Love is the slowest form of suicide.
* Curiosity, or the love of knowledge, has a very limited influence, and requires youth, leisure education, genius and example to make it govern any person
David Hume
* Love is temporary
insanity curable by marriage.
* If this is what love feels
like then give me a painkiller.
* Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within reach of every hand.
Mother Teresa
* Love is grand;
divorce is a hundred grand.
* "When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams."
Dr Seuss
* This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love
* If God is the DJ, then Life is the dance floor; Love is the rhythm, and You are the music.
P!nk
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Sardarji Jokes |

* Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
* Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge nikki
* Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche marriam
* A sardarji Doctor falls in Love
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....subs
* Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service