* sardar g nay hotel may aik aissie larki ki demand ki jissay AIDS ho
wajah poochi tu sardar g nay kaha"mere say meri biwi ko aids homeri biwi say mere bhai ko,bhai say bhabi ko,bhabi say,papa ko,papa say mama ko,mama say parosee ko, tab usay pata chalay ga k sardar ki maan saay sex karnay ka kiya injaam hota hai sony
* One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!roshan
* After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?roshan
* Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar:
* Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -
Sep 21, 2008
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Sardarji Jokes |
Sep 19, 2008
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Happy 113th birthday for world's oldest man |
Tomoji Tanabe is pictured in his home in Miyakonojo, southern Japan September 12, 2008. The world's oldest man celebrated his 113th birthday on September 18, 2008, telling reporters at his home about his joyful life and healthy appetite.
"I'm happy," said Tomoji Tanabe as the local mayor presented him with flowers and a giant tea cup glazed with his name and date of birth. "I'm well. I eat a lot," he added.
Tanabe, recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records as the oldest living male last year, eats mostly vegetables and believes the key to longevity is not drinking alcohol.
The former civil servant lives with his son, drinks milk every day and has no major illnesses, although he now writes in his diary only once or twice a month. He used to write on a daily basis.
"His favorite food is fried shrimp, but we've heard that he's cut back on oily food," said an official at his hometown of Miyakonojo, about 900 km (560 miles) southwest of Tokyo.
"He's said he wants to live for another 10 years, that he doesn't want to die." The Japanese are among the world's longest-lived people, with the number of those aged 100 or older at a record 36,276, a government report last week showed.
Japanese women have topped the world's longevity ranks for 23 years, while men rank third after Iceland and Hong Kong.
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World's Smallest Man, met woman with the longest legs |
Trafalgar Square routinely serves as a stage for mimes, jugglers and other acts, but the tourist attraction drew an exceptionally curious crowd Tuesday when the shortest man who can walk met the woman with the longest legs.
He Pingping, of China, stands precisely 2 feet 5.37 inches tall (.7461 meters tall). The 20-year-old was born with a type of dwarfism.
He called Svetlana Pankratova's legs "very beautiful."
The two met, with He standing at Pankratova's knees, the publicize the release of "Guinness World Records 2009." This year's version of the popular book is due out Wednesday.
Pankratova, 36, who is Russian but lives in Spain, has legs that are nearly 52 inches (132 centimeters) long, or more than 4 feet (1.2 meters) long. Her upper body has nearly typical proportions, giving her a giraffe-like appearance.
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When I kiss you, I can taste your soul...Kissing Quotes |
* When I kiss you, I can taste your soul.
Carrie Latet
* See! the mountains kiss high heaven,
And the waves clasp one another;
No sister flower would be forgiven
If it disdained its brother;
And the sunlight clasps the earth,
And the moonbeams kiss the sea: -
What are all these kissings worth,
If thou kiss not me?
Percy Bysshe Shelley
* Kiss is not like
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is like Pan Masala..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga?? henna???????
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Love Quotes..."True love never goes away it just fades and comes back" |
(1) "What do you do when the only person who can keep you from cryrng is the one who is making you cry?"Love Quotes by Lissa.
(2) If you love me like you told me, please be careful with me heart. You can take it, just don't break it. Or my world will fall apart.
(3) Love doesn't make the world go around; love is what makes the ride worthwhile....Love Quotes by Franklin P. Jones.
(4) Kissing is a sacred treasure two people when they love each other.
(5) Don't ever go back to find what you left behind.. it's there for a reason....
(6) I tell you 'I love you' not because I need you, but rather I need you because of the fact that I love you"....Brett C.
(7) "True love never goes away it just fades and comes back"
(8) "You know you love someone when no matter what anyone tells you or what = he has or hasnt done for you...you don't care and still love him"
(9) "Is it possible to hate the one you love so much?"
(10) It is not how long love is .. But how long love last .. As true Loves never looses it's true space in one's heart.
Sep 17, 2008
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World's shortest man, leggiest woman meet - Video |
The pair met to publicize the release of "Guinness World Records 2009." This year's version of the popular book is due out Wednesday.
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World's shortest man, leggiest woman meet |
He Pingping from Inner Mongolia, China's autonomous region, the world's smallest man sits underneath Svetlana...He Pingping, of China, was born with a type of dwarfism. He, 20, stands precisely 2 feet 5.37 inches tall.
The pair met to publicize the release of "Guinness World Records 2009." This year's version of the popular book is due out Wednesday.
He called Svetlana Pankratova's legs "very beautiful."
Pankratova, 36, who is Russian but lives in Spain, has legs that are nearly 52 inches long, or more than 4 feet long. Her upper body has nearly typical proportions, giving her a giraffe-like appearance.
Dressed in a bright-blue mini-dress and low-heeled pumps, Pankratova, 36, said she liked her legs, though they can complicate things. "It's hard to find clothes, especially pants," she said.
At just over 6-foot-4, Pankratova isn't the tallest woman on record. Sandy Allen, of Shelbyville, Indiana, who died recently, held that title at 7 feet, 7 inches, according to the book. The book said He is the shortest man who can walk.
The latest edition of the book lists pop star Britney Spears as the most-searched person on the Internet and the television show "Lost" as the most-downloaded show of all time.
The book has been around for half a century. About 3.5 million copies are sold each year, according to editor-in-chief Craig Glenday.
Sep 13, 2008
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Joke Of The Day |
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests.
The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails.
Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he ran into a couple of old friends and began to yuck it up and he soon forgot about his wife’s party.
It was well past 10 when he remembered. "Oh no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!"
He grabbed his bucket, and ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails. There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the door way wondering where he's been all this time.
He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said, "Come on guys, we're almost there!!"
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Quote Of The Day - Abraham Lincoln |
* "Stand with anybody that stands RIGHT. Stand with him while he is right and PART with him when he goes wrong."
* And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
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LOVE QUOTES..."There is no remedy for love but to love more." |
LOVE QUOTES
1. "There is no remedy for love but to love more.".
2. "Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.".
3. "To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.".
4. "If you love someone, let them go. If they return to you, it was meant to be. If they don't, their love was never yours to begin with".
5. "True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away.".
6. "You call it madness, but I call it love.".
7. When you love someone, it is like an ocean. It goes up and down, but is always there.
8. "Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever."..
9. Love is ... running into his arms, Colliding with his heart, And exploding into his soul.
10. "you can plan a pretty picnic, but you cant predict the weather"..
Sep 11, 2008
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Sardarji Jokes |
* Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi prwah hi nhi he tumhe!Srdar Premi-Oye, Pyar krne wale kisi ki prwah Nahi karte dog
* Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA dog
* 2sardars go for a drive. . . . OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. . . sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..dog
* Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love u kehta aur gir jata.I love u kehta aur fir gir jata. Girl: ye Kya kar rahe ho Sardar: i m falling in love.NeErAj BagDiYa
* ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny lagy k Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha, Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho giya oor Sardar se kehny laga, Oyee Ullu K Pathy yeh jo harkat tum ne ke yeh yeh harkat to mairy zehan main b nahe the
* A sardar saw a board on which it was written " padhne wala stupid".
Sardar got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid"
* Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai
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Funny Photo |
An upside down house is seen in Trassenheide, Germany, Thursday, Sept. 4, 2008. The house was built to enable an alternative view on everyday life for visitors.
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Love Quotes..."Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?" |
(1) "He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."
(2) "I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."
(3) "True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen."
(4) "Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?".
(5) "Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are.".
(6) "Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.".
(7) "When we are in love we often doubt that which we most believe."
(8) "The richest love is that which submits to the arbitration of time.".
(9) "There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."
(10) "A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love."
Sep 4, 2008
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LOVE YOU ARE GREAT |
LETS MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH THEIR SORROWS OUT.
LETS NOT WORRY OR FOR WAHT WE GO THROUGH.
FOR WHAT WE ARE MADE OF CAN OTHERS MAKE USE OF.
LETS MAKE THE WORLD LAUGH.. THATS US..
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Quote Of The Day...Activity suggests a life filled with purpose. |
Climb every mountain, search high and low.
Follow every byway, every path you know.
Climb every mountain, ford every stream.
Follow every rainbow, till you find your dream.
A dream that will need all the love you can give
Every day of your life for as long as you live…
Sep 2, 2008
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"Love is everything..." Amazing new Sand art Video |
* "If you plan it, it's a fling. If it just happens; it's ment to be."
* "A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."
* "You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."
* "A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
