Very Funny Statue of Liberty Dancing

Very Funny Statue of Liberty Dancing

Love is like a mirror

1. Love is like standing in wet cement , the longer you stay the harder to leave and u can never leave without leaving your marks behind. ~ Unknown

2. Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart. ~ Unknown

3. Love is like a violin, the music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever. ~ Unknown

4. Love is like a tranquil breeze that sweeps over my soul making me whole. ~ Unknown
5. Love is like a mirror. When you love another you become his mirror and he becomes yours....And reflecting each other's love you see infinity. ~ Leo Buscaglia
6. Love is like a bus, if you miss it, don't worry, you'll catch another one. ~ Unknown
7. Love is hard work; and hard work sometimes hurts! ~ Unknown
8. Love is giving and sometimes giving means giving in. ~ William Oak

9. Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition. ~ Alexander Smith

10. Love is being stupid together. ~ J. Paul Getty

Toilet-Themed Restaurant First Appears In Hangzhou Photo Gallery

Diners have their meals on toilet seats at a toilet-themed restaurant in Hangzhou in Zhejiang province June 29, 2008. restaurant, which opened on June 1, features toilet seats as dining chairs and food served in miniature bathtubs and toilet bowls.

Pregnant man Thomas Beatie unveils first baby photos

Thomas Beatie has unveiled photos of his baby

The pregnant man is no longer pregnant ... and he's showing off his baby daughter to the world.

Thomas Beatie, 34, has released photos of his new daughter, Susan Juliette Beatie, to People magazine.

Beatie reportedly endured 40 hours of labor before a midwife delivered the baby naturally on July 3. And, after just four days at the hospital, the little one and her family were able to return home.

Beatie, who was born a woman but had surgery and gender reassignment which legally makes him male, decided to carry the child for his wife Nancy because she had a hysterectomy years before. However, Nancy is able to breastfeed the baby thanks to a process known as induced lactation.

Beatie says that he kept his reproductive rights because "wanting to have a biological child is neither a male nor female desire, but a human desire."

See more on Beatie and his daughter, below.

Sardarji Jokes...

* A grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.

* Someone new to sardarji ask him: Tumhara naam kya hai??
Sardar reply: muzhe tumhara naam kaise pata hoga??

* One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question aper is leaking...

* Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

* ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER

* Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa

* How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday

World’s First Bird Discovered

FIRST FLIGHT

A group of scientists, including one of Indian origin, has discovered “world’s first bird” that lived 235 million years ago.

In the landmark study, published by the Paleontological Association, experts unveiled an extraordinary prehistoric lizard-like “flying” reptile which lived 235 million years ago. The scientific community believes that birds descended from reptiles 50 million years later making the kuehneosaurs the world’s first “bird”.

The long-extinct species, which inhabited the warm late Triassic period from 235 to 200 million years ago, was first discovered in the UK. According to experts, the kuehneosaurs, which grew up to 2 feet, used extensions of their ribs to form large gliding surfaces on the sides of their body.

Earlier this year, experts from Bristol University built lifesize models of the two types of kuehneosaurs found in the UK — kuehneosuchus and kuehneosaurus. “Surprisingly, we found that kuehneosuchus was aerodynamically very stable. Jumping from a tree, it could have crossed 9m before landing on the ground,” said German palaeobiologist Koen Stein, who led the study.

Fun Photos -Kissey Face

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* "Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other?"

* "What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life"s pathway, the good they do is inconceivable."

* "Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy."

DUBAI SUBWAY Photo Gallery

DUBAI SUBWAY Photo Gallery

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LOVE QUOTES - Love is more easily demonstrated than defined

* People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. ~ Douglas Yates

* I knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry. ~ Unknown

* Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. ~ Paul Boese

* Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. ~ Toni Morrison

* Love is not love until love's vulnerable. ~ Theodore Roethke

* Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds. ~ William Shakespeare

* Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone - but not the
complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding. ~ Bette Davis

* Love is not blind -- it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. ~ Rabbi J. Gordon

* Love is not about who you live with.. its about who you can't live without. ~ Aesop

* Love is more easily demonstrated than defined. ~ Anon

Dubai :The Ice Bar Amazing Photos

Dubai :The Ice bar, Middle East’s first ice lounge .

Almost everything at the restaurant is sculpted out of ice. Diners will sit on ice benches or chairs, eat at ice tables, out of ice plates, drink from ice glasses served from a bar made of ice. The restaurant is Dubai-based Sharaf Group’s enterprise while technical inputs came from Canada-based Iceculture Inc, who are credited with building ice lounges around the world.

It even has an ice gallery showcasing Dubai’s landmarks. Complimenting that is an ice portrait of His Highness Shaikh Mohammad Bin Rashid Al Maktoum, Vice-President and Prime Minister of the UAE and Ruler of Dubai. Freezing at minus 6 degrees Celsius the dining area is, well, biting cold.
The 2,400 sqft restaurant has three areas. The lobby and the lounge areas are separated by what is called the Buffer Zone. Once in the lobby, visitors will be given thermal gear to protect themselves from the chilly conditions. It comprises a hooded parka (a heavy jacket), disposable woollen gloves and a pair of shoes.


Visitors are advised to first spend a few minutes in the Buffer Zone to get acclimatised. The temperature in the buffer zone is set at 5 degrees Celsius which gives the body time to adjust to the sharp drop in temperature in the dining area.

The restaurant, which will serve cold cuts, cheese, juices, ice creams and mocktails, can accommodate 40 guests, including relatively intimate table-for-two arrangements for couples.

Seats are cushioned and acrylic-topped tables are adorned with decorative pieces sculpted from crystal clear ice. Vapour-mouthed visitors can feel secure in the knowledge that there are sheepskin throws for the asking should things get too nippy for their comfort.

A looming chandelier in the middle of the lounge is made out of ice blocks strung together by cables, as are ice-beaded curtains in the couples’ section.

source:dubaiworld.wordpress.com

Hooded Crow Eurasian bird Gallery

T
he Hooded Crow (Corvus cornix) (sometimes called Hoodiecrow) is a Eurasian bird species in the crow genus. Widely distributed, it is also known locally as Scotch Crow, Danish Crow, and Grey Crow in Ireland, which is what its Welsh name, Brân Lwyd, translates as. Found across northern, eastern and southeastern Europe, and the Middle East, it is an ashy grey bird with black head, throat, wings, tail and thigh feathers, as well as a black bill, eyes and feet. Like other corvids it is an omnivorous and opportunistic forager and feeder.

It is so similar in morphology and habits to the Carrion Crow (Corvus corone) that for many years they were considered by most authorities to be merely geographical races of one species. The fact that hybridization was observed where their ranges overlapped added weight to this view. However, since 2002, the Hooded Crow has been elevated to full species status after closer observation; the hybridisation was less than expected and hybrids had decreased vigour. Within the Hooded Crow species itself, four subspecies are recognized, with one, the Mesopotamian Crow, possibly distinct enough to warrant species status itself.

Eight New Natural Wonders Gallery

Eight New Natural Wonders Named

Ei ght new natural wonders, including the Monarch Butterfly Biosphere Reserve in Mexico and what has been dubbed "the Galápagos of the Indian Ocean," have been added to the World Heritage List.

World Heritage Sites are named by the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO). The sites, both cultural and natural, added to the list are deemed "of outstanding value to humanity" and deserve protection and preservation, according to the UNESCO Web site.

With the new additions, the World Heritage List now boasts 878 sites (679 cultural, 174 natural and 25 mixed) in 145 countries. The eight new natural sites added this year include:

* Joggins Fossil Cliffs (Canada) * Mount Sanqingshan National Park (China) * Lagoons of New Caledonia: Reef Diversity and Associated Ecosystems (France) * Surtsey (Iceland) * Saryarka - Steppe and Lakes of Northern Kazakhstan (Kazakhstan) * Monarch Butterfly Biosphere Reserve (Mexico) * Swiss Tectonic Arena Sardona (Switzerland) * Socotra Archipelago (Yemen)

"These eight stunning natural sites are amongst the best of what nature has to offer," said David Sheppard, head of the IUCN's Protected Areas Program, which recommended the sites. (IUCN stands for International Union for Conservation of Nature.)

Wonder: Joggins Fossil Cliffs Location: Canada

Wonder: Mount Sanqingshan National Park Location: China

Wonder: Lagoons of New Caledonia
Location: France

Wonder: Surtsey
Location: Iceland

Wonder: The Saryarka Location: Kazakhstan

Wonder: Monarch Butterfly Biosphere Reserve
Location: Mexico

Wonder: Swiss Tectonic Arena Sardona
Location: Switzerland

Wonder: Socotora Archipelago
Location: Yemen

GREAT son ...Kids Jokes

(1) An Apple A Day

A Doctor & Engineer Loved a same girl.
Engineer is going out of station for a week,So he gave 7 Apples to the girl< style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51); font-weight: bold;">(2)GREAT son

Father: Best of Luck for your Interview my son.
Son: Thank you dad.
(After interview, son came home, afterwards father asked him)
Father: (on Seeing new chair) how is your interview my son?
Son: Fine.
Father: What's this a new chair?
Son: I got this in my interview?
Father: What?
Son: Yes dad! when i enter the interview room, the interviewer said as "Take your seat". That's why i have taken the seat and come back. Father:!!!!

SARDARJI JOKES...

* Teacher: what’s cyclone?
Sardar: it’s the loan given to purchase a cycle.

* Sardar traveled in a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket, he gave rs.10 and took the ticket and shouted April fool, I have bus pass.

* A girl asked her boyfriend to speak those three words which will make her fly in air and her feet won’t be on earth, he answered, go hang yourself.

FUNNY PHOTOS

* Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

* Sardar when I sleeps, monkey play football in my dreams,
Dr. No Problem take this medicine b4 sleep,
Sardar kaal se longa, ajj raat final hay

* Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"

* A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"

* Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

Love “A Woman's Whole Life Is A History Of The Affections." Love quotes

“Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends”

“I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to be ignorance, and affection to be art.”

“If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me”

“Self-interest is the enemy of all true affection.”

“Jealousy is the grave of affection”

“A woman's whole life is a history of the affections.”

“All kinds of beauty do not inspire love; there is a kind that only pleases the sight but does not captivate the affections.”

“In nine cases out of ten, a woman had better show more affection than she feels.”

“A husband and wife ought to continue united so long as they love each other. Any law which should bind them to cohabitation for one moment after the decay of their affection would be a most intolerable tyranny, and the most unworthy of toleration.”

“The kindness and affection from the public have carried me through some of the most difficult periods, and always your love and affection have eased the journey.”

World's 10 most expensive watches...

A watch is a watch after all, you wear it to learn the time. Well, there is no doubt about that, but to some people it's more than just a 'time machine'.

You wear it to make a statement -- about your social and financial status.
Guessing, and quite correctly too, that there is a niche market for obscenely expensive watches, some manufacturers have gone out of their way to design watches that cost many thousand dollars.
To learn more about the most expensive watches of the world, read on...

1. Zadora Timepieces

Manufacturer: Andreas von Zadora-GerlofThe latest offering by Andreas von Zadora-Gerlof is a bee of oxidised palladium and micro pave. The bee is adorned with black and canary yellow diamonds, pear-shaped emerald eyes with a baroque south sea pearl in its mouth.
Price: $150,000

Image: A Zadora Timepiece

2. Titanic Watches

Manufacturer: Romain Jerome
A Swiss jeweller is now offering watches made from the hull of the Titanic.
The metal has been mixed with shipbuilding steel to make the casing. The black dials have been made by mixing the recovered coal burned in the Titanic's furnaces with ceramics.
Price: $152,435

Image: Titanic watches

3. Double Tourbillon

Manfacturer: Breguet
The Breguet Double Tourbillion** comes hand-engraved with an image of the solar system.
This double-tourbillon watch has a 95 per cent pure platinum case while the blued-steel Breguet hands are wound manually and do not contain springs.
Price: $329,000

Image: A Double Tourbillon watch

4. Opera One

Manufacturer: Girard-Perregaux
This beautiful platinum timepiece includes an alligator band and features a Westminster minute repeater and tourbillon with three gold bridges, manual winding, 75-hour power reserve and a see-through backing.
The watch has a power reserve indicator, a subsecond complication, a minute repeater and a truly elegant face.
What differentiates Girard-Perregaux's Opera Three from other luxury watches is its ability to sound passing hours not with a beep but with actual tunes.
Price: $495,000

Image: Opera One watches

5. Grande Complication

Manufacturer: Blancpain
This wristwatch has a minute repeater, split-seconds chronograph, tourbillon, perpetual calendar, moon phase and an automatic winding mechanism.
The sleek crocodile wristband further adds to the look. It takes the maker eight to 10 months to piece together all 740 components and only 18 of a limited run of 30 watches have been assembled till now.
Price: $785,000

Image: A Grande Complication watch

6. Tecnica Skeleton Chronograph

Manufacturer: Parmigiani Fleurier
This watch hit the market early this year.
Each unit of the watch includes a platinum case and other interesting features like a minute repeater, tourbillon** and chronograph, as well as a cathedral chime.
Price: $850,000

Image: A Tecnica Skeleton Chronograph watch

7. Classical Billionaire Tourbillion

Manufacturer: Corum

The shimmering wristwatch is adorned with 850 diamonds and boasts a dazzling skeleton dial with skeleton hour and minute hands. The watch is manually wound with 90-hour power reserve and features Caliber CO-372 by Corum and La Joux-Perret.
Rightly named so, the Billionaire Tourbillion comes in many versions with price ranging from $325,000 to $998,000. Only 10 pieces are in production.
Price: $998,000

Image: Classical Billionaire Tourbillion watches

8. Big Bang Chronograph

Manufacturer: Hublot, Bunter SA
The renowned watchmaker, Hublot, in alliance with a diamond-setting workshop, Bunter SA, designed and developed an elite watch dubbed Big Bang.
The $1-million Big Bang boasts a fully invisible setting that makes the material disappear. Only things that can be seen are the diamonds.
The credit goes to the craftsmen who accomplished the tedious job of making this exclusive watch, which was not feasible a few years ago.
Price: $1 milllion

Image: A Big Bang Chronograph watch

9. Tour de l'Ile

Manufacturer: Vacheron Constantin
Vacheron Costantin's Tour de l'Ile was designed in 2005. The collectible piece is also the most complicated double-face watch, and only produced in a limited edition of seven.
This 834-part watch took over 10,000 man-hours to be made and features an 18-carat silver gold dial with a hand-sewn alligator leather band and pink gold buckle.
It touts an original combination of horological complications and astronomical indications forming 16 different points, including a minute repeater, sunset time, perpetual calendar, second time zone, and a tourbillon device.
Price: $1.5 million

Image: Tour de l'Ile watches

10. Joaillerie 101 Manchette

Manufacturer: Jaeger-LeCoultre
In this watch, a unsystematic series of polished or gem-set links (a jewellery puzzle) hides the exalted Calibre 101.
It'ss wonderful to look for the time through the gold, diamonds and onyx cabochons.
The wristwatch is festooned with 576 diamonds and comes in 18-carat white gold. The versions with Onyx have 400 diamonds and 11 onyx cabochons.
Price: Unknown at the moment

Image: A Joaillerie 101 Manchette watch

Love Quotes...Love is the fairest flower that blooms in God's Garden

(1) Love is timeless, it is the memory of past, the happiness of today and the promise of tomorrow. ~ Unknown

(2) Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. ~ H. L. Mencken

(3) Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. ~ Sam Shepard

(4) Love is the fairest flower that blooms in God's Garden. ~ Anon

(5) Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. ~ Robert A. Heinlein

(6) Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear,too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice,but for those who love, time is eternity. ~ Henry Van Dyke

(7) don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. You only need a heart full of grace. A soul generated by love. ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

(8) That best portion of a good man's life; his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. ~ William WordsWorth

(9) In this world of extremes, we can only love too little. ~ Rich Cannarella

(10) I first met you I was afraid to like you, now that I like you I'm afraid to love you, now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you. ~ Unknown

Some Of The Greatest Wallpapers Gallery

Here are some of the greatest wallpapers you can find in the internet. These are among my favorites and I hope you enjoy using them as much as I did collecting them here. I was looking at the wallappers I have in My Pictures folder and remember to share them with you. Most come from deviantArt, since this is my favorite source to search for stuff like this.

AMAZING-WALLPAPERS

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Best Street Paintings-Can't Believe It, Amazing Video

Best painter,Beautiful 3D painting in street,enjoy it,

Best Street Paintings-Can't Believe It, - Click here for the most popular videos

Squirrels Will Do Anything For A Nut (Amazing Video)

Squirrel Obstacle Course
Squirrels will do anything for a nut.

source:ebaumsworld.com