And if the government revises petrol, diesel prices
May 31, 2008
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Jokes Today |
May 30, 2008
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Kids Jokes |
God is watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
“Take only ONE. God is watching.”
Moving further along the lunch line,at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note:
“Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
May 23, 2008
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Sardarji Jokes.... |
* One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner."Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar kunjava
* Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up.kunjava
* Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.kunjava
* Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."kunjava
* A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "
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Love Quotes... |
* We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to comfort us along the way. ~ Marlin Finch Lupus
* We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. ~ Agnes Repplier
* We cannot beg someone to stay if they want to leave and be with someone else. We have to admit that love doesn't give us the license to own a person. This is what love means...sacrifice. ~ Unknown
* Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. ~ Fredrich Halm
* True love stories never have endings. ~ Unknown
* To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others. ~ Anne-Sophie Swetchine
* To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. ~ William M. Thackeray
* Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. ~ Robert A. Heinlein
* Love is not blind -- it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. ~ Rabbi J. Gordon
* If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. ~ Lynda Barry
May 21, 2008
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SARDARJI JOKES |
* A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
. . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab..!!
* A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her !"
* Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
* Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!
* 19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19?
THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18.
* Sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
.........................................
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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Mother's Love....Animal Quotes |
“Animals are God's creatures, not human property, nor utilities, nor resources, nor commodities, but precious beings in God 's sight…Christians whose eyes are fixed on the awfulness of crucifixion are in a special position to understand the awfulness of innocent suffering. The Cross of Christ is God's absolute identification with the weak, the powerless, and the vulnerable, but most of all with unprotected, undefended, innocent suffering.”— Reverend Andrew Linzeyd, innocent suffering.”— Reverend Andrew Linze.
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Love Quotes...We've Grown To Be One Soul - Two Parts |
(1) I desire nothing more than to be in your heart until forever dies. ~ Unknown
(2) Words sound stupid -- look into my eyes ~ Anonymous
(3) With every kiss, I feel closer to you. So close in fact, I shall kiss you again. ~ Unknown
(4) Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great. ~ Unknown
(5) Who, being loved, is poor? ~ Oscar Wilde
(6) Where there is no love put love, and you will find love. ~ A. Sachs
(7) When I first met you I was afraid to like you, now that I like you I'm afraid to love you, now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you. ~ Unknown
(8) Whatever our souls are made of, yours and mine are the same. ~ Emily Bronte
(9) What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. ~ Unknown
(10) We've grown to be one soul - two parts; our lives so intertwined that when some passion stirs your heart, I feel the quake in mine. ~ Gloria Gaither
May 13, 2008
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The Amazing "Rock House" |
An email forward is currently circulating that contains an image apparently depicting an amazing house perched atop a towering offshore rock outcrop. A number of people have contacted me to ask if the image shows a real place.
Not surprisingly, the answer to that question is "no". The image is a Photoshop creation rather than a genuine photograph of a real house. It is an entry in the Bizarrchitecture 3 Photoshop contest conducted by Worth1000. The entry was created by Norrit and is titled Bond Mansion.
The image also circulates as part of a larger collection of pictures apparently depicting houses in weird places.
source:hoax-slayer.com
Not surprisingly, the answer to that question is "no". The image is a Photoshop creation rather than a genuine photograph of a real house. It is an entry in the Bizarrchitecture 3 Photoshop contest conducted by Worth1000. The entry was created by Norrit and is titled Bond Mansion.
The image also circulates as part of a larger collection of pictures apparently depicting houses in weird places.
source:hoax-slayer.com
May 4, 2008
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An American Eats 5 Times More Than An Indian -Fun Photos |
While Bush blamed Chinese and Indians for global food crisis, a US report said total foodgrain consumption by each person in the US is over five times that of an Indian.
An Fat American
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May 3, 2008
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FUNNY PHOTOS |
“Each team has only 20 seconds to insult the opposition”.
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Wonders Of The Nature Amazing Waterfalls Gallery |
Wonders Of The Nature Amazing Waterfalls Gallery
source:coo0l-stuff.com
May 2, 2008
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Love Quotes |
* You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving. ~ Amy Carmichael
* You are just like a Rose, a lesson of beauty, to whom a memory, but forever remembered ~ A. Neilen
* I knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry. ~ Unknown
* I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserved it. ~ Kyle Schmidt
* I have never regretted falling in love with anyone. I have lived and learned from everyone I know, and loved. I would not change a thing. ~ Nancy Williams
* I give you all my love because I truly love you, but I can't give you my soul and my heart because you'll just break it apart. ~ Unknown
* I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you. ~ Unknown
* I don't wish to be everything to everyone rather i would like to be something to someone. ~ Unknown
* I don't regret the things I have done or the things I have chosen not to do because what ever I've done, I must have done something right because I ended up with you. ~ Unknown
* I don't need to be wanted, I want to be needed. ~ Unknown
* I do not want to make reasons for you to stay, only reasons for you to return. ~ Jonivan
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Death Quotes |
Winston Churchill:
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
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