Who will love you -Love Message

* And the love of God
Our blessed Creator
Who will love you
His unique creation,
Unconditionally love you,
Warts, quirks and all,
Every single minute of your life.
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* While the other loves
May let you down
May pass you by
Know that you are
God's Valentine
And His heart is yours
On Valentine's Day
And every other day
Of your never-unloved life.

WHAT IS A FRIEND? - sms

Please have a look.
WHAT IS A FRIEND?
Your Heart is your Love,
[*] Your love is your Family ,
[*]Your family is your Future ,
[*]Your future is your Destiny ,
[*]Your destiny is your Ambition,
[*]Your ambition is your Aspiration ,
[*]Your aspiration is your Motivation ,
[*]Your motivation is your Belief ,
[*]Your belief is your Peace ,
[*]Your peace is your Target ,
[*]Your target is Heaven,
[*]Heaven is no fun without FRIENDS
[*]It's " World Best Friends Week" send this to all your good friends.
[*]Even me, if I am one of them. See how many you get back.
[*]If you get more than 3 you are really a lovable person...I am waiting

SMS To Friends -

A GIRL & BOY CAN BE GOOD FRIENDS

Performence - Jokes Today

Love Message

Who Is Stupid? -Jokes Today

* Who Is Stupid?

One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up. "Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked. The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."

* Mr.M.P

OFFICER---------WHAT IS YOUR NAME? CANDIDATE-------M P. SIR OFFICER---------TELL ME PROPERLY CANDIDATE-------MOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER---------YOUR FATHER'S NAME? CANDIDATE-------M P. SIR OFFICER---------WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ? CANDIDATE-------MANMOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER---------YOUR NATIVE PLACE CANDIDATE-------M P. SIR OFFICER---------IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ? CANDIDATE-------NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR OFFICER---------WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ? CANDIDATE-------M P. SIR OFFICER--------(ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ? CANDIDATE-------METRIC PASS OFFICER---------WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ? CANDIDATE-------M P. SIR OFFICER---------AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ? CANDIDATE-------MONEY PROBLEM SIR OFFICER---------DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY CANDIDATE-------M P. SIR OFFICER---------EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY CANDIDATE-------MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR OFFICER---------THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW CANDIDATE-------M P. SIR OFFICER---------WHAT IS IT NOW CANDIDATE-------MY PERFORMANCE....? OFFICER---------M P!!!! CANDIDATE-------WHAT IS THAT SIR OFFICER---------MENTALLY PUNCTURED

* What is B.E?

8 semesters are there 80GB syllabus 80MB we study 80KB we remember 80 Bytes we answer BINARY marks we get, The Degree finally we get is BE That is Brain Empty (B.E)

Or The love Of family - Love Poems

* The kind we know comes and goes
Sometimes ebbs & flows
Burning in newness
But hopefully simmering into
A lasting comfort
As it ages over time

* Or the love of family
The warmth of blood
Of the bonds of kinship
Of belonging
With those whom you travel life
From the dawn of birth
To the dusk of death

* Or the love of friends
That caring of people
With whom you choose
To spend your days
For they voluntarily love you
Just for being
Exactly who you are

Baggage Check

Smallest Woman In The World - Age 22 Years

Smallest Woman In The World - Age 22 Years

I don’t really think she’s a 22 year old woman. I believe she is the couple’s daughter. I saw the story on Discovery’s Health channel but don’t remember the particulars such as her age.

YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED - SMS To Friends

F - Few
R - Relations
I - In
E - Earth
N - Never
D - Die
YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED

Tree In Animal Kingdom, Disney park in Orlando, Florida, USA

Below Is The Tree In Animal Kingdom, Disney park in Orlando, Florida, USA

Saare Zameen Par - Every Woman is Special!

Saare Zameen Par - Every Woman is Special!

Love Quotes

1. If you truely love something, let it go, it'll come back if and when the time is right. ~ Katie Schrimsher
2. If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I. ~ Michel de Montaigne
3. If you have it [Love], you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. ~ Alice James
4. If you could only love enough, you could be the most powerful person in the world. ~ Emmet Fox
5. If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. ~ Oscar Wilde
6. If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to stammer that they loved them. ~ Unknown
7. If The Only Possible Way We Can Be Together Is In My Dreams...Then I'll Sleep Forever. ~ Unknown
8. If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest. ~ Unknown
9. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~ Unknown
10. If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. ~ Lynda Barry

Good Morning my friend!
Wishing you a lovely HOLI day ahead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy HOLI Sms Quotes

* Dekho Kaise Rang Udaati Hai Pichakaari,
Rang Me Jis K Rang Jaaye Duniya Saari,
Aap K Jivan Ko bhi Rang De Holi K Rang,
Yehi Shubhkaamna Hai ‘SAAHIL’ ki Pyari

** happy holi sms
Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang,
baaja ke dholak aur mridang,
khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK

*** Tumhari holi ho number one, aur tum karo whole lotta fun! wishing you a Happy N Colorfull Holi!

**** If wishes came in rainbow colours, I would send you the brightest ones to say, Happy Holi!

***** May god gift u all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of luv n all other colors u want to paint in ur life. Happy Holi!

Happy HOLI EveryOne

While you enjoy your Holi Kindly see this video

Sardarji Jokes...

* Sardar in a library bangs a book on the table, saying
Wht is this book, all names of characters and no story at all"
Librarian: so u r the one who took the telephone directory!!!
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* When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another angel!!!..
& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!
Competition...!!! ....

* Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Worst Job In The World - Fun Cartoons

Create The Light Of Your Life

It doesn't matter for how long the room has been dark;
For a day, or a week, or a year, or for ten thousand years.
The moment you bring in a candle; darkness vanishes like it was never there..

Similarly, it doesn't matter for how long we are stuck in a sense of our limitations.
The moment you decide to break free, nothing will stop you.

Create the light of your life.

A Helping Hand For Farmers - Cartoon

You'r My Friend And That Is True - Sms To Friends

Forever Friends

you'r my friend and that is true,
but the gift was given from me to you.
we went thru moments that were good and bad,
even moments that were happy and sad.
you suported me when i was in tears,
we stuck together when we were in fear,

its really sad that it had to be this way,
but it has reached its very last day.
miles away cant keep us apart,
'cause you'll always be in my heart.

Beautiful Roads In INDIA

MANALI PASS

NAINITAL (UTTARANCHAL)

Numaligarh , Assam

OOTY

Patratu valley, Jharkhand

Ahtong , Sikkim

Almora, Uttaranchal

DALHOUSE

GULMARG

Feet In Love

"Jeevan ke saath bhi ..... Jeevan ke baad bhi"

Quote Of The Day -- Practice makes perfect.....

Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice? ...Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

Love Understands All Languages

* Love understands all languages.
- Romanian Proverb

* Perfect love cannot be without equality. Photo of couple walking on beach
- Scottish Proverb

* All work is empty save when there is love.
- Kahlil Gibran, Lebanese-American writer

* To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.
- William M. Thackeray

* The entire law is summed up in a single command, "Love your neighbor as yourself."
- Galatians 5:14 (NIV)

* meeting all over againIt is love that makes the impossible possible.
- Indian Proverb

* Where there is love there is no darkness.
- Burundi Proverb

* To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others.
- Anne-Sophie Swetchine

* All love at first, like generous wine,
Ferments and frets until ‘tis fine;
But when ‘tis settled on the lee,
And from th’ impurer matter free,
Become the richer still the older,
And proves the pleasanter the colder.
- Samuel Butler

* Hatred stirreth up strifes, but love covereth all sins.
- The Book of Proverbs

I'm A 27-Year-Old Korean Boy Who Loves...My Dance

I'm A 27-Year-Old Korean Boy Who Loves...My Dance

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Have A Break

Excellent Love Way

* And now I will show you the most excellent way:

* If I speak in tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give up all I possess and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I gain nothing.

* Love is patient; love is kind; it does not envy; it does not boast; it is not proud. It is not rude; it is not self-seeking; it is not easily angered; it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

* Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will pass away; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge it will pass away. For we know in part and we prophesy in part, but when perfection comes, the imperfect disappears.

* When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me. Now we see but a poor reflection, then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.
And now these three remain: faith, hope and love, but the greatest of these is love.
- I Corinthians, chapter 13

Funny Aerobics Video

Is this Carmen Electra's pole dancing workout video?

400 pounds of sweaty bouncing fat! (Not to worry, if she keeps this torrid pace, she'll be under 395 in about 6 months! lol)


Funny Videos

Amazing Photos CHERRYTREES

cherry trees

SARDARJI JOKES

TO LOOSE WEIGHT...

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos.
At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.

"What's the problem?"asked the doctor.

"I'm 2400 kms from home."
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ANOTHER COUNT!

Our Sardar is walking down the street and sees a man jumping up and down on a manhole cover yelling "86, 86, 86".
He asks the man, "Excuse me, but why are you jumping up and down on this manhole cover and yelling '86, 86, 86'?"
The man says, "Well, I can't tell you that, but if you really want to know,I can let you go under there and find out.

He thinks for a moment, then his curiosity gets the better of him, and he says, "Okay."
The man lifts the manhole cover. He steps into the manhole, and the man puts the manhole cover back and starts jumping up and down on it
yelling "87, 87, 87"...
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EMPLOYMENT?

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column, Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote : Yes

SIXTH PAY COMMISSION EMPLOY

Love them anyway

Love comes in all shape and sizes. People are unreasonable, illogical and self-centered.
Love them anyway.

If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives.
Do good anyway.

If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies.
Succeed anyway.

The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.

Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable.
Be honest and frank anyway.

The biggest person with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest person with the smallest mind.

Think big anyway.

What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight.
Build anyway.

People really need help but may attack if you help them.
Help people anyway.

Give the world the best you have and you might get kicked in the teeth.
Give the world the best you've got anyway.

- Anonymous

Kids Jokes

TONGUE TWISTERS:

1. Q: WHAT IS WORST THAN A TONGUE TWISTER?
A: A TONGUE TWISTER WHILE CHEWING BUBBLE GUM.

Try this one while chewing bubble gum:
DOUBLE BUBBLE GUM, BUBBLES DOUBLE.

2. A GOOD COOK COULD COOK AS MANY COOKIES AS A GOOD COOK COULD COOK COOKIES.

3. FRESHLY-FRIED FAT FRYING FISH.

JOKE QUOTE:
DOGS LOOK UP TO YOU AND CATS LOOK DOWN ON YOU. GIVE ME A PIG. HE JUST LOOKS YOU IN THE EYE AND TREATS YOU LIKE AN EQUAL.

A BIG KID JOKE (For your mom and dad):
THE EASY WAY TO TEACH CHILDREN THE VALUE OF MONEY IS TO BORROW FROM THEM.

Sardarji Jokes

* Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly hit a girl! So girl
shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!'
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se
maroon??!!!'

* A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table.
The guest asked what is this?
The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night, morning
becomes tight"

* Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course!

INDIAN SENSE !

Laloo prasad yadav's Funniest Video While presenting Railways Budget

Laloo prasad yadav's Funniest Video While presenting Railways Budget