Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
***********************************************
Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when
light
is not needed!!!
***********************************************
2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
***********************************************
Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register
marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....
***********************************************
A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
***********************************************
Jan 31, 2008
| [+/-] |
SARDARJI JOKES |
| [+/-] |
Valentines Day SMS |
(1) My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me,
Like a mirror without a reflection. I Love U my Valentine.
(2) Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide whom to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
(3) I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart, so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.
(4) My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. My love for you will never end. I love you!
(5) If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel alone.
(6) Whenever I miss You, Stars fall down from the sky.
So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!
It's all your fault; You made me miss you so much!
(7) Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.
(8) Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide whom to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
(9) 24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life!
(10) Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b with u...
Jan 30, 2008
| [+/-] |
Happy Happy Valentine's Day |
"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."-Unknown
"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction."-Saint-Exupery
| [+/-] |
Valentine's Day Photos |
"Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds."-Shakespeare
"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."-Unknown
| [+/-] |
Valentine's Day Love Quotes |
* "If the life of the heart is to love, the heart is dead when we love self only; and dead when we hate."
[Alexander Vinet]
* "The Holiness of God excuses no sin, but the love of God forgives all sin through Jesus Christ"
[Unknown]
* "Lukewarmness I account a sin, as great in love as in religion." [Abraham Cowley]
* "To love God is the only way and means to be like Him." [John Owen]
* "Where His [God's] love is no other incentive will be needful." [Robert Leighton]
* “The highest act of love is the giving of the best gift, and, if necessary, at the greatest cost,
to the least deserving. That’s what God did. At the loss of His Son’s life to the totally undeserving,
God gave the best gift – the display of the glory of Christ who is the image of God.” [John Piper]
* "The essential question is not, however, how love began, but whether it is growing." [James Stalker]
* "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son,
that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life" [John 3:16 NKJV]
* "Love is like gravity; hard to see, but easy to feel" [The Church Mouse]
* "God proved His love on the cross. When Jesus hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to
the world, 'I love you.'” [Billy Graham]
Jan 28, 2008
| [+/-] |
WHERE DID ALL THE MONEY GO |
Jan 26, 2008
| [+/-] |
Jokes Today |
IFYOU DIAL 001
THE POLICE WILL COME
IN REVERSE GEAR!(100 Rs.)
| [+/-] |
Laughter really is the best medicine |
In the study, the researcher also looked at the how humour affects the elderly and how it can increase communication in the workplace and in the classroom.
Wanzer, in her large-scale study, asked the med professionals how they provided care for terminally ill people and manage to come back to work each day. The health care experts replied that it was humour that made them do so.
Wanzer has also found humour to be beneficial in other areas as well.
"If employees view their managers as humour-oriented, they also view them as more effective. Employees also reported higher job satisfaction when they worked for someone who was more humour-oriented and used humour effectively and appropriately," Wanzer said. The researchers found that humour is an effective way to cope with on-the-job stress - again, when used appropriately.
In another study, Wanzer found that aging adults who used humour more frequently reported greater coping efficacy, which led to greater life satisfaction. Wanzer's research also shows that students report learning more from teachers who use humour effectively.
"Regardless of the content, humour seems to be beneficial and productive. It helps to get the point across in about in almost any situation," Wanzer said.
The study has been published in multiple journals, including Communication Quarterly , Communication Research Reports , Communication Education , Health Communication and Journal of Health Communication .
| [+/-] |
Valentine's Day Love Quotes |
* Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too.
- Joyce Cary
* Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
- Jerome K. Jerome
* One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
- Judith Viorst
* Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
- Jules Renard
* To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
- Oscar Wilde
* It is never too late to fall in love.
- Sandy Wilson
* "Love fears and is concerned for the beloved. What is not loved is easily neglected."
[Martin Luther]
* "Love will find a way. Indifference will find an excuse." [Unknown]
* "Love seeks not limits but outlets" [Unknown]
* "We are shaped and fashioned by what we love." [Goethe]
Jan 25, 2008
| [+/-] |
Valentine's Day Love Quotes |
* If music be the food of love, play on.
- Shakespeare
* Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
- Robert Browning
* Love is the enchanted dawn of every heart.
- Lamartine
* Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
- Albert Camus (1913-1960)
* It's not the men in my life that count -- it's the life in my men.
- Mae West (1892-1980)
* One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
- Rita Mae Brown
* Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
- Cynthia Heimel
* Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
- Judith Viorst
* At the touch of Love every one becomes a poet.
- Plato
* Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.
- Sean Connery
Jan 24, 2008
Jan 23, 2008
| [+/-] |
Top 10 Inspirational Quotes |
1. A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone.
2. None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
3. Do not worry if you have built your castles in the air. They are where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
4. What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
5. We judge of man’s wisdom by his hope.
6. We are all inventors, each sailing out on a voyage of discovery, guided each by a private chart, of which there is no duplicate. The world is all gates, all opportunities.
7. What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say”
8. People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character.
9. The sun shines and warms and lights us and we have no curiosity to know why this is so; but we ask the reason of all evil, of pain, and hunger, and mosquitoes and silly people.
10. We are all inventors, each sailing out on a voyage of discovery, guided each by a private chart, of which there is no duplicate. The world is all gates, all opportunities.
Jan 22, 2008
| [+/-] |
Love Shayaris |
Pyr ki shruwat koobsurat dosti se huyi thi
Dil mei na janne kab bas gaya tu
Akele chalte chalte rasthe kat nahi rahe the
Na janne saath kab chal pada tu
tere dil ki baat ankho se samjah lu
na jane kab to dadkhano mei basne laga lu
tu phele dost tha, phir pyr kya na janne Zindagi kab bangaya tu…
| [+/-] |
Valentines Day Quotes |
* My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key.
~Frederick Saunders
* See! the mountains kiss high heaven,
And the waves clasp one another;
No sister flower would be forgiven
If it disdained its brother;
And the sunlight clasps the earth,
And the moonbeams kiss the sea: -
What are all these kissings worth,
If thou kiss not me?
~Percy Bysshe Shelley, Love's Philosophy
* Once he drew
With one long kiss my whole soul thro'
My lips, as sunlight drinketh dew.
~Alfred Lord Tennyson
Jan 21, 2008
| [+/-] |
Valentine's Day Roses |
Love is in air today. Look at the Valentine's Day Rose. It seems Your Honey was very happy with the flowers.
Jan 18, 2008
| [+/-] |
TV loving chimp denied human status |
Jan 17, 2008
| [+/-] |
CARTOONS |
ARMY JOKE
Giving sad news to a troop
The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me."
So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander."
Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. "Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn't you be a bit more tactful, next time?"
"Yes, sir," answered the Sarge.
A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private McGrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful."
So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. "Ok, men, fall in and listen up." "Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward." "Not so fast, McGrath!"
source:timesofindia
| [+/-] |
Love Quotes... |
1. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow:
If I am not worth the wooing, I am surely not worth the winning.
2. Herman Hesse:
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
3. Hermann Hesse:
You know quite well, deep within you, that there is only a single magic, a single power, a single salvation...and that is called loving. Well, then, love your suffering. Do not resist it, do not flee from it. It is your aversion that hurts, nothing else.
4. Hobbes (of Calvin and ...):
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time.
5. Houssaye:
Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are.
6. Ingrid Bergman:
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
7. Iris Murdock:
We can only learn to love by loving.
8. Isha McKenzie-Mavinga:
On reflection, one of the things I needed to learn was to allow myself to be loved.
9. James Baldwin:
The face of a lover is an unknown, precisely because it is invested with so much of oneself. It is a mystery, containing, like all mysteries, the possibility of torment.
Another Country, 1962
10. James D. Bryden:
Love does not die easily. It is a living thing. It thrives in the face of all of life's hazards, save one -- neglect.
| [+/-] |
Sardarji Jokes |
* Woman
* Bus ride
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Bannta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Are Banta Singh ! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ? Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a driver."
* Sardar or Intelligent
Bobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father. " Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?" "No son, that's because you are intelligent. " Bobby seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Sardar ??"
"No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father. Happy with the answer, Bobby poses another question to his father, "Dad, today we had Gym class. All the other boys had little small 3 inch penises, mine is at least 3 or 4 times that size. Is that because I am Sardar ??" The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."
* Sardarjee's Love
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
* Mano ya na mano
Santa singh and Banta singh were found playing chess.
UNIBROW'S
WHY DO PUNJABI'S HAVE CONNECTED EYE BROWS?
ANS: TO KEEP THE SAND OUT OF THEIR EYE'S!
Jan 14, 2008
| [+/-] |
ENJOY THE BEST JOKE OF 2008 |
Cricket AWARDS 2008:
Best Umpire : Ricky Ponting
Best Australian Players : Steve Bucknor, Mark Benson
Honest Team : Australia
Best Actor : Michael Clarke
Honest Player : Andrew Symonds
Ponting and Co:
Procter:did you call Symonds as Monkey?
Bhajji: No,I called a monkey as Symonds.
Procter:So you did
Bhajji : (Silence)
Procter : How dare,you insulted a monkey.You are banned for 3 matches.
Bhajji : Sad
Ponting& Co : !!???
Ponting : hey,Symonds.What he said?
Symonds : What ever,he is banned.You can bat well next game.
Ponting : No,Anil is also there,ask him whether he can ban him also.
Symonds : We'll see in next match,if he takes your wicket,we'll complain.
Ponting; Then ok. Come.......... Send scrap to all your friends at once!
Jan 13, 2008
| [+/-] |
SMS To Friends |
I'm Your Friend
If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm ur friend!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Best is U
There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Wish U Were Here
On a silent night when friend r few, i close my eyes and think of u, a silent nite, a silent tear, a silent wish, dat u were here!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Friendship Has No End
Stars have 5ends, squares have4 ends, triangles have3 ends, lines have2 ends, life has1 end, but i hope r friendship has no end.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sometimes
Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!
| [+/-] |
Love Shayaris |
* A phool mujhe bata tu aaj tak kyun khilta raha,
Tune to di sabko khusbu tujhko kya milta raha,
Phool ne kaha tu abhi nadan hai pyar ke sachhe matlab se anjan hai,
Dene ke badle lena, wo to ek vyapar hai,
Jo dekar bhi kuch na mange wahi to sachha pyar hai... . . . .
* Yeh Zindagi Bhi Na Jane Kitne Mod Deti Hai,
Har Mod Pe Naye Sawal Deti Hai.
Dhundte Rehte Hai Ham Jawab Zinagi Bhar,
Jawab Mil Jaye To Wo Sawal Badal Deti Hai. . . . .
* Mumkin nahi shayad kisi ko samajh pana.
Samjhe bina kya kisi se dil lagana.
Aasan hai kisi ko pyar kar na.
Par usse bhi mushkil hai kisika pyar pana. . . .
* Kaanta na hota tau phool ki hifaazat na hoti,
Andhera na hota tau roshni ki zaroorat na hoti,
Agar mil jaati har khushi duniyan mein yunhi,
Tau dil ki mulaqat dard se na hoti. . . . .
* Ishq karta hun main tumse yeh meri wafa hai.
Isko tuna samaj paye tu bewafa hai.
Kabhi to zaroor jab tu dhokha khayegi
Tab meri wafa tumhe zaroor tadpayegi . . . .
Jan 11, 2008
| [+/-] |
She Is Friend Or Lover |
* She asks his opinions on importance of marriage
* She wants him to be a shoulder to cry when her parents force her for marriage
* She needs his help in preparing her mind for the first interview with a guy
* She needs his help in deciding about the marriage proposal
* She loves to share her happiness with him when she gets engaged
* She expects him to attend her marriage (Come on guys, he is a true friend of her!)
| [+/-] |
10 most romantic things to do with your boy friend or girl friend |
Don't Forget
1. Watch the sunset together.
2. Whisper to each other.
3. Cook for each other.
4. Walk in the rain.
5. Hold hands
6. Buy gifts for each other.
7. Roses.
8. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.
9. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.
10. Write poetry for each other.
Jan 8, 2008
| [+/-] |
SMS LOVE QUOTES... |
We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You?re always in my heart.
I would never be tired of you
even if I am with you all day long.
In fact I grow to like you
a little more every day.
I love you.
A smile to put you on high…
A kiss to set your soul alright…
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?
When it comes 2 love,
its hard 2 know if u have d right 1.
Many lovers weep, and left in sorrow.y?
| [+/-] |
Funny Love Jokes |
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The carpenter said, "I like both."
"Both?"
Carpenter: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the field and get some work done!
Jan 2, 2008
| [+/-] |
HAPPY NEW YEAR - SMS For Lovers |
* We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You?re always in my heart.
* Fresh Air....
Fresh Idea....
Fresh Talent....
Fresh Energy....
I wish U to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR
* remember when I got married.
I remember where I got married.
But for the life of me, I can't remember
why I got married!.
* Feelings are many but words are few,
clouds are dark but sky is blue;
Love is a paper, life is glue,
every thing is false, only My Love is TRUE.
* My heart for you will never break.
My smile for you will never fade.
My love for you will never end.
I love you!
