LOVE SHAYARIS

BEAUTIFUL
Kyon parayi aag mein khud ko jalayen log..?
Kyon mere zakhmon par marham lagayen log..?
Khud hi main uktaa gaya hun zindagi se ab
Phir kis moonh se de.N mujhko duaayen log.?
Doobe hue hain dariya-e-tammana mein sab
Mujhko thaame.N ya khud ko bachayen log..?
Main kya ke aik aag mein jhulsaa hua gulaab
Kyon mujhko apne gharon mein sajayen log..?
Gulshan mein kaanton ka kadardaan hai kaun..?
Kaise mujhko apne seene se lagayen log.?
Sajaa karti hain mehfilen khushi ke nagmon se
Main shayar-e-dard mujhe kyon bulayen log?
Na sunaa kisi ko meri daastan ae gulbadan.
Kahin sab ye mere haq mein na ho jayen log?
"Monty" na tera tha koi , na tu kisi ka tha..
Phir kyon teri laash par aansu bahayen log?
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Dil aaj tumse milne ko itna bekaraar kyu hai
Dil me aata hai sab chod kar tumhare paas chala aaun
Rism aur riwaazon ki hume parwah nahi
Apne dard ko lekar bas tumhare paas chala aaun
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Kise khabar hai dil ki haalat kya hai
Kise parwah hai ki hum jiye ya mare
Yeh dard ko to hume hi sehna hai
Kaun hai mera jo yeh dard baat sake

LOVE QUOTES

Positive thoughts: joy, happiness, fulfillment, achievement, worthiness, have positive results: enthusiasm, calm, well-being, ease, energy, love.
- Peter McWilliams.
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This isn't a quote from anyone famous, just little old me.

"True love is one soul in two bodies"
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I saw this on a wedding program and I love it -

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart - Eleanor Roosevelt

When I left my last job a great friend of mine gave me book called "Friendship" and here are some quotes from it that I love -

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart - Helen Adams Keller

Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition - Alexander Smith
Lisa x

FUN PHOTOS

BEST LIBRARY

SARDARJI JOKES

TO LOOSE WEIGHT...

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos.
At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.

"What's the problem?"asked the doctor.

"I'm 2400 kms from home."

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ANOTHER COUNT!

Our Sardar is walking down the street and sees a man jumping up and down on a manhole cover yelling "86, 86, 86".
He asks the man, "Excuse me, but why are you jumping up and down on this manhole cover and yelling '86, 86, 86'?"
The man says, "Well, I can't tell you that, but if you really want to know,I can let you go under there and find out.

He thinks for a moment, then his curiosity gets the better of him, and he says, "Okay."
The man lifts the manhole cover. He steps into the manhole, and the man puts the manhole cover back and starts jumping up and down on it
yelling "87, 87, 87"...

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EMPLOYMENT?

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column, Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote : Yes

LOVE SMS

I luv u wen u r happy
I luv u wen u r sad
Iluv u wen u r laughing
I luv u wen u r mad
I luv u wen u r playful
I luv u wen u r blue
but the reason why i love u coz u r you !!
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
There're many people in this world
that I've known ,but it's very difficult
to give them LOVE becoz my heart
and my soul can survive for U only
one until 4ever.
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
My love for you
is like water
falling countless
The beating of my
heart for you is so
heavy and soundless
The feeling of being
in your arm is so
precious and endless.

FUNNY PHOTOS

Oh! The gladness of a woman when she is glad !
Oh ! the sadness of a woman when she is sad !
But the gladness of her gladness,
And the sadness of her badness,
Are nothing to her badness_
When she is bad !
-Anon.

LOVE JEALOUSY

Jealousy
Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive.
--Havelock Ellis

In jealousy there is more of self-love than love.
--Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Love looks through a telescope; envy through a microscope.
--Josh Billings

Relationships of all kinds are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold on to some of it, but most will be spilled. A relationship is like that. Held loosely, with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact. But hold too tightly, too possessively, and the relationship slips away and is lost.
-- Chicken Soup for the Soul
Love sees sharply, hatred sees even more sharp, but Jealousy sees the sharpest for it is love and hate at the same time.
--Unknown

Jealousy is that pain which a man feels from the apprehension that he is not equally beloved by the person whom he entirely loves”
-- Joseph Addison

There is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.
-- Lope de Vega

CLEVER DOG

Smart DogA dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse attached around his neck. He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there until it's his turn to be waited on. A man, who is already in the butcher shop, finished his purchase and notices the dog.

The butcher leaned over the counter and asked the dog what it wanted today. The dog put his paw on the glass case in front of the ground beef, and the butcher said, "How many pounds?" The dog barked twice, so the butcher made a package of two pounds of ground beef.

He then said, "Anything else?" The dog pointed to the pork chops, and the butcher said, "How many?" The dog barked four times, and the butcher made up a package of four pork chops.

The dog then walked around behind the counter, so the butcher could get at the purse. The butcher took out the appropriate amount of money and tied the two packages of meat around the dog's neck.

The man who had been watching all this time, decided to follow the dog. It walked for several blocks and then trotted up to a house where it began to scratch the door to be let in.

As the owner appeared at the door, the man said to him, "That's a really smart dog you have there." The owner replied, "He's not all that smart. This is the second time this week he forgot his key."

SMS SHAYARIES

(1) Kya kahun tujhe?

Khwab kahun to toot jayega,

dil kahun to bikhar jayega,

Aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun,

maut se pehle to tera saath chhut na payega!

(2) Kabhi to teri

Kabhi to teri palkonpe jhilmilaun mein,

tu intezar kare aur aaun mein. Mere Dost,

samundar mein lejakar fareb mat karna,

tu kahe to kinare pe hi dub jaun mein

(3) Dil tootega toh

Dil tootega toh fariyaad karoge tum bhi

hum na rahe toh hamein yaad karoge tum bhi

aaj kehte ho hamare paas vaqt nahin

par ek din mere liye vaqt barbaad karoge tum bhi

SOME FUN QUOTES

(1) 16 candles
grandpa on phone to police reporting that long duk dong has gone missing:
"well, let's see. He had on tan trousers, argyle socks..what? NO, HE'S NOT RETARDED"

(2) Tony Montana: "You're all a bunch of fuckin' assholes.
You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So.........what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. "

(3) Pussy Galore: My name is Pussy Galore.
James Bond: I must be dreaming.

(4) Dirty Dancing--Johnny says:
"Nobody puts Baby in the corner"

(5) Game over man!
Aliens

LOVE QUOTES

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
Shakespeare

What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things.
Unknown

It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.
Agatha Christie

In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love, you want the other person.
Margaret Chase Smith
The line between love and obsession Is drawn by only circumstance.
Anonymous

SHAYARIES

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!

A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain

LOVE JOKES

It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!

"God," said Adam, "Why did you make Eve so beautiful?"
"So you would love her."

"But why did you make her so dumb?"
"So she would love you."

Married life is full of excitement :
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"

FUNNY PHOTO'S ON AIROPLANE

Come on up, we like showing what we do.

DOCTOR'S JOKES:

DOCTOR'S JOKES

(1) Three medical students were discussing what specialties they were planning to go into when they finished school.
One said, "I want to be a brain surgeon. That's the frontier, the cutting edge of medicine, where so many discoveries are being made."
The second said, "I want to be a heart surgeon. There are so many people who need that kind of help; look at all the good I could do."
The third said he wanted to be a dermatologist. When the others had finished laughing, they asked him why on earth he wanted to be a skin doctor.
"Listen," he replied. "Your patients never die, they never get well, and they never get you up at night."

CHILDREN'S JOKES

(2) A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor the doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father." So the married couple decided that they would try this. So the doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father and the husband said "I feel okay turn it up a lot more" so the doctor turned it up to 50% and the husband said "why don’t you just put it all on me cause I’m not feeling a thing" but the doctor warned them "this much could kill you if your not prepared", and the husband replied "I am ready "so the doctor turned the machine up to 100% but the husband didn’t fell a thing so they went home happy with a pain free labor, but when they got home the mailman was dead on the front porch!

AIROPLANE JOKES

(3) After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which
conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during
the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct
the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form
what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets
before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of
humor!
Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as
submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance
engineers.
(P = the problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = the solution and action taken by the engineers.)

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding
on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

LOVE SMS

(1) Nazaro se nazar tum churao ge kab tak,
Pyaar apna aakhir chupao ge kab tak,
Mere paigam aapko milte rahainge yuhi sada,
Message mera mitaoge kab tak.

(2) Zamane se nahi hum tanhai se darte hain,
Pyaar se nahi hum ruswai se darte te hain,
Milne ki umang bohut hoti hai,
Lekin milne ki baad teri judaai se darte hain.

(3) Zamane se nahi hum tanhai se darte hain,
Pyaar se nahi hum ruswai se darte te hain,
Milne ki umang bohut hoti hai,
Lekin milne ki baad teri judaai se darte hain.

SMS JOKES

SMS JOKES
(1) Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena
marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ........

Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ...........
bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena...

(2) Subah ko haste ho,
Sham ko haste ho,
Raat ko haste ho,
Aate time haste ho,
Jate time haste ho,
Kay samajte ho,
Aap akele hi brush karte ho.

(3) Hasino ne haseen bankar gunaah kiya,
Auro ko to kya humko bhi tabah kiya.

Pesh kiya jab shayari mein humne unki bewafai ko,
Auro ne to kya unhone bhi wah-wah kiya.

(4) Life taught me many things,
Some sweet moments some bitter ones,
Some I remember some I forgot,
But what remained always was our precious friendship.

(5) Bush ne bivi ko surprise dene k lie Naqli darhi moonchen laga k rat ko chupke se bister men so gaya.

adhi rat ko bivi ki ankh khuli to us k mun per hath phera or khushi se ucchal kar boli USAMA tum aj phir a gaye?????

LALOO JOKES
One day Laloo was travelling by his car. He was going to a village for
campaigning . Suddenly a piglet came before the car. The driver could'nt
hit the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby pig was killed
in the accident.

At the sight Laloo was deeply moved and felt very upset He called the
driver and said,"Jiska e suuar hai hum usko compensesan dena chahta hoon.
Usko dhundke lav ".

At his words the driver went to the nearest village and came back after
some time with a tilak on his forehead, garlands around his neck and lots
of money in his hands!!!

Laloo was surprised . He asked ,"Hum tumko kaha tha ke uss aadmi ko laiye ,
aur tum aise wapas aaye ho! baat kya hai?"

At this the driver replied " I told them about the incident . Hearing it
they were rejoiced , put tilak and garlands on me, then danced for some
time and gave this money."

Laloo then asked him "Aap unko eg-jectly kaa bole?"

The driver replied :
"Main bola, mein Laloo Prasad Yadav ka driver hoon.
Maine us suaar ke bachhe ko mar dala hai.........."

FUNNY PHOTOS

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She ask her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher,their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher ask her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American" "Then", ask the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a proud Canadian" boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason" she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" Kristen pauses, then smiles and says, "Then I'd be an American."

SARDARJI JOKES

Q. Why can't Sardar dial 911?
A. They can not find the eleven on the phone
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Q. What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
A. He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
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Q. What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper?
A. As he has already one with him, he takes a photocopy of the white paper !!!
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Q. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A. Because below 18 was not allowed.
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Q. How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
A. Stick a tyre pressure gauge in his ear.
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Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
A. Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his
mouth.

LOVE JOKES

(1) There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,

"Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"

The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."

(2) A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."

(3) The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "My dearest, you have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"

"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck."

SOME LOVE QUOTATIONS

I dont regret it .. I love you i know that much, but sometimes the head rules the heart, and for a while it did ... new start .. new me .. Im not gonna throw this chance away ... not risking it:I know youl never let me down.. youl always be there ..
Don't let me down Don't make a sound Don't throw it all away Remember me So tenderly Don't let it slip away


What greater thing is there for two human souls that to feel that they are joined... to strengthen each other... to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.
~ George Eliot

Valentine's Day quotes In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.
~ Mignon McLaughlin
For one human being to love another that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof; the work for which all other work is but preparation.
~ Rainer Maria Rilke
There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread.
~ Mother Teresa

LOVE SMS SHAYARIS

oski yadoon mein humne balti bhar anso bahaein,
oski yadoon mein humne balti bhar anso bahaein,
woh aakar nahe aur chal diye.

English Meaning:

I cried bucket full of tears in that traitors remembrance,
I cried bucket full of tears in that traitors remembrance,she came took a bath and went away


Ja sms ja mere CUTE dost ke pass ja,
Dhire se jana shore na machana,
Busy ho to kuch na kehna,
Busy na ho to I LAV U.BOL DENA.
I MISS U VERY MUCH.


kisi ko ISHQ ki achai ne maar dala,
kisi ko ISHQ ki gehraai ne maar dala,
karke ISHQ koi na bach saka,
jo bach gaya usse tanhaai ne maar dala

SARDARJI JOKES

Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!Tanzil Minhas
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon Arsalan Shaka

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata"kunjava

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the
sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general
'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead
of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of
them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi
ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!; kunjava

FUNNY JOKES

Funny Joke
Smart CatsFour people were bragging about how smart their cats are.
The first was an Engineer, the second an Accountant, the third was a Chemist, the fourth was a Government Worker.
To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, "T-square, do your stuff." T-square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart, but the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.
Everyone agreed that was good, but the Chemist said his cat could do better.
He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was good. Then the three men turned to the government Worker and said,"What can your cat do?".
The Government Worker called to his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, pooped on the paper, screwed the other three cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.

SARDARJI JOKES....

A Sardar Computer Illiterate
True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp:
Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"
Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"
Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, It's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"
Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it."
At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive!

LOVE JOKES

-------Ye Judai apni Aarzi hai, Na Dil mai is ka Malal rakhna* Hamari Aankhon ne mil k jo Sapne dekhe wo sare Sambhal rakhna
Tumari Saansein aur Dharkanein sab Meri Amanat hai* Is liye Tum apna Khayal rakhna_________________Don'T FoLLoW mE, I'm LosT.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
_( Meri Baatein, Yaadein, Khiyalaat aur Bahut Kuch...... at HAR LAFZ KITABOON MAIN UTARA NHN JATA HAR NAAM SARE AAM PUKARA NHN JATA HOTI HAIN MUHABAT MAIN KAE RAAZ KI BATAIN YUNHEE TO ES KHAIL MAIN HARA NHN JATA

chalo tum aisa kero! Chand se thori matti lo Phir us se do butt bnao, aik tum jesa aik muj jesa, Phir kuch ese kero! Un buttun ko tor do, phir se woh matti goondh lo, phir se do butt bnao, Tum me kuch kuch main rehjaon, Mujh main kuch kuch tum reh jao._________________

LOVE WITH YOU

IN LOVE WITH YOU

It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.

LOVE SMS FLOWERS

☻Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

☻When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you.

☻Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx

☻I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!.…

☻Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most.

☻Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.

LOVE JOKES

Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:

“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”

Wife

Doosra Aadmi bola:

“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”

FUN PHOTOS

NEW YEAR CELEBRATIONS

SARDAEJI JOKES....

(1) Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'.".

(2) An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector . The Englishman says: I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent. The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Allright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent. The Sardarji says:
"I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.

LOVE SMS JOKES...

(1) Without Love -- dayz are"Sadday, moanday, tearsday,wasteday,thirstday,frightday,shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

(2)Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

(3)Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me

(4)When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

(5)I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

LOVE JOKES

Caribbean Jokes
Wild, Passionate Love!

There was this Jamaican married couple who were happily married for 15 years with a 14 year old son, a 8 year old son, and a 3 year old
daughter. Their sex lives were the greatest - five nights a week they would make mad, wild, passionate love. The only problem was the husband had a complex about having to make love with all the lights on.
The wife decided one day that she was going to help him break out of this bad habit. She got all sexied up. The husband comes home and shortly after they are making mad, wild, and passionate love. Suddenly, the wife remembers that she is supposed to help him get over needing to make love in the dark and without losing a beat turns the light on. She looks between her legs and sees this huge humanlike vibrator with thick veins in her husbands hands. She gets hysterical and starts hitting him and cursing him, saying you got some explaining to do mister.
The husband calmly says "ok, ok, I'll explain the vibrator if you can EXPLAIN THE THREE KIDS!!!!"

LOVE SMS JOKES.....

Don't go for looks

Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.

Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..

Kaun kehta hai mohabbat ki zuban hoti hain...

Kaun kehta hai mohabbat ki zuban hoti hain...
Yeh haqeeqat to nigahon say bayan hoti hain
Woh na aaye tou satati hai khalish see dil ko...
Woh jo aaye to khalish aur jawan hoti hain
Rooh ko shaad karey dil ko jo purnoor karey...
Har nazaaray mein yeh tanveer kahan hoti hain
Sabt-e-sehlaabay mohabbat ko kahan tak rokay...
Dil mein jo baat ho aankho say ayaan hoti hain
Zindagi ek sulgati see chita hai SUBHAH'...
Shola banti hain na yeh bhuj kay dhuaan hoti hain
Kaun kehta hai mohabbat ki zuban hoti hain
Yeh haqeeqat to nikhaon say bayan hoti hain



Kuchh na kisi se bolenge :

Kuchh na kisi se bolenge
tanhaaii mein ro lenge
hum be-rahabaron ka kyaa
saath kisi ke ho lenge
Khud to hue rusvaa lekin
tera bhaid na kholenge
jeevan zahar bharaa saagar
kab tak amrit gholenge
neend to kya aaegii 'SUBHAH'
maut aai to so lenge.....

SARDARJI JOKES...

One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?" The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom.On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That's how I strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient was looked bad, but you look terrible.What the hell happened to you?" He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor

A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I ve ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!" The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."

Doctor to Sardar: 'Aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai!'
Sardar: 'Hoga, zaroor hoga! 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
� puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.

� gets stabbed in a shoot-out. � sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.

� tries to drown a fish in water. � thinks socialism means partying.

� trips over a cordless phone. � takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

� At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius.".

� studies for a blood test and fails.

� sells the car for gas money.

� misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.

� drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home. � gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. > Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. > Banta Singh : Ok > Interviewer : Made in India > Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan > Interviewer : Keep it Up > Banta Singh : Put it Down > Interviewer : Maxi Mum > Banta Singh : Mini Dad > Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat > Banta Singh : Don't take my seat > Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat > Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat > Interviewer : I say you get out! > Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in > Interviewer : I reject you! > Banta Singh : You Appoint me > Interviewer: ........!!!!!!!
___________________only strong survive......

LOVE JOKES (STARS)

(1) If I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"

(2) Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair.

SOME BOLLYWOOD STARS JOKES:

It doesn't take much to make Mallika Sherawat look hot. The actress has always looked sexy in her movies, from Khwahish to Pyaar Ke Side Effects.But her turn in Mehbooba, the song in Himesh Reshammiya's Aap Ka Suroor raises the notch even higher. Mallika looks stunning in her version of Helen's dance in Ramesh Sippy's Sholay (1975).And it's all thanks to fashion designer Ashley Rebello.Ashley has worked with many stars like Preity Zinta, Rani Mukerji, Priyanka Chopra, Karisma Kapoor, Aishwarya Rai and Sushmita Sen, but he shares an especially good relationship with Mallika.The duo have worked together in quite a few films.Ashley tells us about his favourite Mallika designs. Have a look.Aap Kaa Suroor: The Moviee:

The Real Luv StoryMallika's most-talked about outfit in Aap Kaa Suroor is the one she wears in the Mehbooba song.The briefing given to me was that the outfits had to be similar to that worn by Helen in the original song.

So I designed an outfit with the same colour combinations.But after Mallika's dance around the campfire, the song shifts to a casino. The costume changes to a skin coloured gown, with embroidery at strategic places.Mallika trusted me totally for these outfits, and did not give me much advice.

GOOD MORNING SMS JOKES...

Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee.
I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day
Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!
A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!
Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!
The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my freind
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning
Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....
Dr's prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr's fee... whole Day think of me....GOOD Morning...
New day new blessing.Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today,b'coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness..... Good Morning...

FUNNY PHOTOS

“It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it.

LOVE SMS JOKES...

(1) You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!

(2) I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

(3) You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...

(4) If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!

(5) If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.

(6) I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!

(7) Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

(8) If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you.

(9)If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back!

(10) I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

SARDARJI JOKES....

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”

Josh Billings quotes (American Humorist, 1818-1885)

Beautiful GirL
Biwi: yesterDay I saW a veRy beaUtiful giRl.

Sardar: ThEn whAt haPPened?

Biwi: I jUst kept on aDmiring hEr, oN and oN..

Sardar (gets irritated): WHAT haPPened thEn?

Biwi smiled and said:
ThEn.......................................................... I moVed aWay frOm thE miRRor

Mature Jokes
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

TOP 10 FUNNY SMS JOKES...

(1) Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

(2) Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!

(3) We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry, NO BRAIN found...!

(4) All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.

(5) If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

(6) When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

(7) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

(8) I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

(9) Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

(10) Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!...Hai!Guys..
Book mark this quote...

TRUE LOVE .....LIVE FOREVER....

Will True Love Come My Way

I'm in a crowd, but yet alone
I'm full of love that's not been shown
I'm waiting for the great unknown
Will true love come my way

I shed a tear, but never cry
I feel my life is passing by
I often think and wonder why
Won't true love come my way

I carry on, but just stand still
I try to climb this endless hill
I know I can't and never will
Till true love comes my way

I ponder, but don't contemplate
I look for love and trust in fate
I pray I hope and still I wait
For true love to come my way


Through the Eyes of Love

Walking with you in the moonlight
You move with the grace of a dove
Like an Angel in flight
Seeing you through the eyes of love
Streaming moonbeams caress your face
As they dart from above
I long for you warm embrace
Seeing you through the eyes of love
Inner beauty and a forever glow
Soft like the touch of a velvet glove
No longer afraid to let you know
Seeing you through the eyes of love

LOVE SMS JOKES...

Valentine’s Day SMS
1) I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you. 2

2) You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.

3) If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.

4) Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u've found luv.

5) If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!

6) A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always will.U have filled a space no one can fill!

7) Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you.

8) Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.

LOVE SMS JOKES...

(1) A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away. A true friend is like the air. Sometimes silent but always around u.

(2) Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer!

(3) God has given us two gifts; One is choice & another is chance. Choice is to select a gud friend & chance is to have a best one like U

(4) If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man

(5) People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

LOVE SMS JOKES...

(1) When it rains, you dont see the sun. but its there.

Hope we can be like that. We dont always see each other. but we will always be there for one another.
(2) There is an ocean between us. Forests and mountains keep us apart. I may not be superman, but give me a second and I will fly across countries to send you my love. Have you received it?

(3) Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.

(4) Perfact love is not receiving, it is giving and forgiving. perfact love is not red roses on valentine day, its the rest of 364 days of knowing you love someone. . .

(5) Remember me like pressed flower in Ur notebook,
It may not be having any fragrance,
But will remind U of my existence forever,
In your life.

SARDARJI SMS JOKES...

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race."What the guys are doing" asked the sardar "We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied

one Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".suraj

(3) Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!! Siki

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai Sam 3459129932
Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..." By Deb Sankar

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!Tanzil Minhas
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahiSON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon Arsalan Shaka

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs startapproaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyonsardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarjireplies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh tojanwar hai, usko kya pata"kunjava

runner."Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"Exclaimed the Sardar kunjava

SARDARJI SMS JOKES....

(1) runner."Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar kunjava
Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up.kunjava

(2) Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.kunjava

(3) Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."kunjava

(4) A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "

(5) Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhagwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

(6) A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....XOLISWA

PYARA CHEHRA...

Kadam kadam par tera chehra nazar aata hai,
Kabhi hansi deta hai, kabhi ghum laata hai.
Duur kahin koi ye sadaa diye jaata hai,
Pyaar me furqat laazim, wafa khataa hai.
Har zarra akela hai, har shay tanha hai,
Ruswai hai, Judai hai, ulfat ka ye wada hai.

Nahi manzoor hume, par is dil ko pata hai,
Ye Ishq hi aafat hai, Ishq hi balaa hai.

Dil hi pyaar karta hai, dil hi dard paata hai,
Khoob naseeb unka hai, jinhe ishq ataa hai.
Har waqt gawaah hai, har waqt bataata hai,
Zamaane ke waade hain, pal bhar me jafaa hai.
Har aashiq barbaad hai, har aashiq juda hai,
Pyaar me hi jeeta hai, pyaar me hi marta hai.

Nahi manzoor hume, par is dil ko pata hai,
Ye ishq hi aafat hai, Ishq hi balaa hai.

LOVE QUOTES....

Sweet love quotes and sayings
Live through feeling and you will live through love. For feeling is the language of the soul, and feeling is truth.
-- Matt Zotti

The way to find out if you love someone or not, is by talking to them. The more you talk to them the more you either hate them or love them.
-- Brad Breitenstein

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.
-- David Grayson

Love is the compass of life.
-- Peckeroy

A Friend is a treasure.
More precious than Gold,
For love shared is priceless
And never grows old.

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
-- Plato
We can not do great things. We can only do little things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.
-- Satchel Paige
Love waits for one thing, the right moment.
-- Anna

LOVE SMS JOKES....

(1) “The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.”
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(2) “The love that lasts the longest is the love that is never returned.”

(3) “For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.”

(4) “I don't pretend to know what love is for everyone, but I can tell you what it is for me; love is knowing all about someone, and still wanting to be with them more than any other person, love is trusting them enough to tell them everything about yourself, including the things you might be ashamed of, love is feeling comfortable and safe with someone, but still getting weak knees when they walk into a room and smile at you.”

(5) “One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, love someone else.”

LOVE SMS JOKES,,

(1) First time i saw u

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

(2) I love all the stars in the sky,

I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

(3) You can fall from a mountain,

You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.

(4) My eyes Miss U, My Feeling Love U,

My eyes Miss U, My Feeling Love U, My hand Need U, My Mind Call U, My heart just 4 U. I will Die without U, Bcoz I Love U.
Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But i hope my simple MSG makes u smile!
If you live to be a hundred
If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...

(5) Simple Bye makes us cry,

Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But i hope my simple MSG makes u smile!
If you live to be a hundred
If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...

LOVE SMS JOKES

LOVE SMS JOKES
(1) Without Love -- dayz are

Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

(2) Life ends when you stop dreaming

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

(3) Time will always fly

Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me

(4) When You give your heart

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

(5) Write on Bricks

I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.
If 10 people care 4 u
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

(6) I m feeling so happy

I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

(7) First time i saw u

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

(8) If i were a tear in ur eye

If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

(9)I love all the stars in the sky,

I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

LOVE QUOTES....

Best Famous Love Quotes:

1) "If you judge people, you have no time to love them." - Mother Teresa

2) "Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring."

- Oscar Wilde

3) "Love doesn't sit there like a stone. It has to be made like bread; remade all the time,...made new."

- Le Guin

4) "To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it."

- Samuel Butler

TEXT JOKES

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Normally I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
Ok, so it's not the best joke you've ever heard I'm sure but knowing how to be funny is one of the best traits to have. Being funny though isn't all about telling jokes, but can also be in the form of witty one-liners and spur of the moment comments.

Many of my friends are instinctively funny. They don't think "I'm going to say something funny", it just naturally comes out of their mouth. I'm sure you know many people that are also the same, and it is great to be around these sorts of people as they can lighten the mood and are great fun.

Being humorous is also great in many situations. If there is a bit of tension in a group of people a joke can immediately change the mood of the group.

It can also be beneficial to be funny when dating. A large number of women like a man that has a sense of humor. It is a very attractive trait.

Comedy and humor is also behind some of the most successful films of all time, so it is easy to see how important laughter is to all of us.

Then there are the people that think they're funny but can actually be quite annoying! This is often the case with people that tend to forever make fun of another person when they are not happy being spoofed.
Knowing how to be funny is about learning when to tell a joke, what to tell a joke about, and who to spoof. Surprisingly, being funny can actually be taught.

Now when I say being funny can be taught I don't only mean just learning "knock knock" jokes. I also mean it's possible to learn comic timing and how to be witty.

Some people are born with natural humor and they say things that are funny that you and I would never think of. That is until you learn to be funny.

SARDARJI JOKES...

Sardarji Jokes and Rules for Females:

1) Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
1) We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
1) If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like...

ABCD Jokes/NRI Jokes:

6) You find cricket to be boring but watch golf, bowling or curling on TV.
3) You say "interesting" when either you don't care or...

College Freshman Jokes:

Freshman: Memorizes the course material to get a good grade.
Senior: Memorizes the professor's habits to get a good grade.

Freshman: Takes meticulous four-color notes in class.
Senior: Occasionally...

ONE LINE JOKES....

(1) Seen in railway station at Patna: Aana free, Jaana free, Pakde gaye to khana free

(2) Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this

establishment has been personally passed by the manager

(3) Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: We need
your heads to run our business.

(4) I always leave an empty milk carton in the
refrigerator just in case someone wants Black Coffee.

(5) My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need
glasses... He drinks straight out of the bottle.

JOKES TODAY...

W omen's Personals: Colloquial Dictionary

The Dating Game is a confusing world and I sincerely hope this dictionary will assist any men brave enough to wander in. Tomorrow, of course, I'll provide the Female Personals Dictionary:

40-ish...49
Adventurous...Slept with everyone
Athletic...No boobs
Average looking...Ugly
Beautiful...Pathological liar
Contagious Smile...Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure...On medication
Feminist...Fat
Free spirit...Junkie
Friendship first...Former very *friendly* person
Fun...Annoying
New Age...Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded...Desperate
Outgoing...Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...Sloppy drunk
Professional...Bitch
Voluptuous...Very Fat
Large frame...Hugely Fat
Wants Soul Mate...Stalker

SARDARJI JOKES...

(1) Petrol Pump

What is the first question that Santa Singh will ask when he is inaugarating a petrol pump?

Aap ko kaise pata petrol Zammen mein yehi pe hai karke

(2) When Santa met with an Accident...

Santa and Banta driving on a street,in different directions. Out of some unfortunate mishap, the cars slammed into each other, head-on. They were able to get out of their cars without any serious injury, but the cars were totaled.

Before Santa could say anything, Banta said, "Instead of fighting over whose fault it was, why don`t we just celebrate that we were able to come out alive?"

Santa said, "Yeah, good idea!"

"I have a bottle of whisky in the trunk, why don`t I pull that out?",suggested Banta. He went around, and luckily the bottle was not damaged in the accident.

He gave it to Santa and said, "Here, drink some!"

Santa took the bottle and chugged half of it down. Then he wiped his mouth and handed the bottle over to Banta.

"Here, you have some!"

Banta passed it back and said, "No, I think I`ll wait until the police get here."


(3) Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon
reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call

(4) Flash news:

A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .

Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

(5) Sardar’s wish:

when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the bus he was driving..

(6) a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.

(7) Accident took place. Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu. Crowd made way 4 him but it was a donkeys accident.

(8) One tourist from U.S.A. asked to an Indian: Any great man born in this village???
He replies: no sir, only small Babies!!!

T-SHIRT QUOTES...

T-shirt Quotes:

(1) I'm the person your mother warned you about.

(2) God is dead and I want his job.

(3) No sense in being pessimistic it wouldn't work any way.

(4) We should for give our enemies, but only after they've been taken out and shot.

(5) Never kick a man unless he's down.

SMS JOKES...

FRIENDSHIP TEST...

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

☻FRIENDS

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

☻F.U.C.K

REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

☻FRIENDSHIP IS....

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

TOP 10 JOKES...

TOP 10 MY JOKES...

1) What do call an Englishman holding a bottle of champagne after a Six Nations game?

Waiter.

2) Did you hear about the Valleys girl who wanted to get dirty with her boyfriend?

He took her to a coal mine.

3) What do you call a Welshman with no brain?

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4) The All Blacks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew, they found themselves ahead 50-0, Jonah Lomu getting eight tries. The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Jonah to go out on his own.

“No worries,” Jonah told them, “I’ll join you later and tell you what happened.” After the game Jonah headed for the pub where he told his team mates the final score – 95-3.

“What?!”, they said, “How did you let them get three points?”

Jonah replied apologetically: “I was sent off with 20 minutes to go.”

5) What do you get if you cross the WRU with an OXO cube?

A laughing stock.

6) Dai and Blodwyn were engaged to be married. Dai was sent by his company to London on a two-week sales training course. The course was fine but the evenings were boring and by the second week Dai was fed up with sitting around in his hotel bedroom and went down to the bar for a few drinks where he met a couple of girls of the night, who enticed him into spending his money.

On returning home Dai’s conscience got the better of him and he broke down and confessed to Blodwyn that he had been unfaithful to her twice.

Blodwyn said she was glad Dai had been so honest – she too had to confess that she had been unfaithful twice whilst Dai had been away... once with the Tredegar Male Voice Choir and once with the Ebbw Vale RFC first XV.

7) An English politician was giving a speech in Aberystwyth. He said: “I was born an Englishman. I have been an Englishman all my life, and I will die an Englishman!”

“What’s wrong, boyo?” shouted a voice from the crowd.“Got no ambition, have you?”

8) What’s the Ospreys and a three pin British electrical plug got in common?

They’re both useless in Europe.

9) Rhys: Doctor, I can’t stop singing the Green, Green Grass of Home.

Doctor: That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.

Rhys: Is it common?

Doctor: It’s not unusual.

10) Cabbie Rhys Parry was taking an American tourist from Bristol to Cardiff. When they were going over the Severn Bridge, the American told Rhys he had a longer bridge on his ranch in Colorado. When they arrived in Cardiff, Rhys showed him Cardiff Castle and he said his garage in Colorado was twice as big and only took a week to build.

When the tourist spotted the Millennium Stadium, he asked Rhys what it was.

He replied: “I don’t know, mate, it wasn’t there this morning.”

LOVE SMS JOKES...

Never close your lips to those whom you have
opened your heart.
- Charles Dickens

No one will ever take your place:
I love you so much.. my heart is sure.
As time goes on I love you more.
Your happy smile... Your loving face...
No one will ever take your place.

I'd love you the best:

I believe that God above created u for me to luv.
He picked you out from all the rest
cos he knew i'd luv you the best!

LOVE JOKES...

I AM MORE IN LOVE WITH HER TODAY

(1) DNA Tests:

Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!

(2)My Wife:

One man was walking back to his home. He was very very drunk at bar. So he got wrong way to go home. He reached the zoo insted of home. Then he reached Ape cage in the zoo. One Ape smiled him for food. He said "Oh my dear wife, don't look me like that, I can explain everything what i did."