Come backs to 'why aren't you married yet?'
You haven't asked yet.
Just lucky, I guess.
Because I love hearing this question.
I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
Feb 22, 2007
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Sms Joke... |
Feb 20, 2007
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T-Shirt Quote... |
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
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HEALTH TIPS |
Can I cure my IBS with Hypnosis?
You're getting sleepy...
Your IBS is gone...
Your IBS is gone...
Your IBS is gone...
The results of a recent study gave new hope for IBS sufferers. 71% said their bloating and pain were reduced by at least 50% after an hour of Hypnotherapy every week for 3 months. their symptoms hadn't returned six years later.
Dr.XX
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T-Shirt Quote... |
I'm sorry, but you looked better from far away.
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Sms Jokes... |
Why hold hands?
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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HEALTH TIPS... |
Is Bacteria in my intestine necessary?
Yes,Pizza with anchovies. I love his GUT BUSTER LUNCHES;
You have ove 100 Trillion-yes, trillion-Bacteria in your Gut;some friendly(Lactobacillus Acidophilus), some unfriendly (candida Albicans). They play a crucial role in maintaining your immune system and fending off pathogens.
Dr.XXX
Feb 19, 2007
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SMS JOKE... |
English is a funny language. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat?
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T-SHIRT QUOTE... |
I have a childs heart...in a jar on my desk...
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HEALTH TIPS... |
Q- Will Gloucosamine and chondroitin ease the Arthritis pain in my knees?
My wife says that there's a STORK some where in my ancestry. She's just jealous.
A-Bad news for Gloucos amine users...Arecent clinical trial showed that the results of those talking Glucos Amine/ chondroitin for Arthritic knee pain were no different from those talking A placebo.
Dr.XXX
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T-Shirt Quote... |
My brain keeps falling out of my open mind.
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Sms Joke... |
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I"ll miss you..."
Feb 18, 2007
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T- Shirt Quote |
Insanity is hereditary.You get it from your children.
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Sms Joke... |
Patient:Doctor,if i give up wine, women, and song, will i live longer?
Doctor:Not really. But it will just seem longer.
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HOW RISKY IS USING A CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING? |
If you drive and talk on a cellphone your risk of a traffic accident increases by 38%. 2,600 people die each year from auto accidents related to cellphones.
Dr.xxx
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WHAT CAUSES GENERALIZED ANXIETY? |
One third of generalised anxiety cases are related to genetics. The other two-thirds may stem from environmental factors such as childhood traumas,or choronic stress in adulthood, such as jobloss or divorce.
Dr.xxx
Feb 15, 2007
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COUPLE OF JOKES |
It's easy to say if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, then he surely is married.
Feb 14, 2007
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COUPLE OF JOKES |
Wife: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and goes out of another.
Husband: You tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
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T-SHIRT QUOTE: Happy? Don't worry, You'll get over it.
Feb 12, 2007
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SMS:JOKES... |
Teacher:Who is your favourite writer?
Student:My neighbour's son. He writes my homework.
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