SARDARJI JOKES

(1) One day sardarji was returning from office when sat down on the road ....!!!!!and open his tiffin box Why ???
Just to check whether he is going to the office or returning back.

(2) Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.

(3) Delivered:

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED"

Love Quotes...Your Love My Life

* Love is stronger than pride, so when you love someone, tell them and never let go.

* But to know just one moment in
my life with
such passion
such feeling
such want
such need.
I would give myself entirely
without regret
without sorrow
without remorse
to you
your wants
your needs
your love
your life.

* If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Amazing Video...This Man can Move Anything

Building Stonehenge - This Man can Move Anything

Wally Wallington has demonstrated that he can lift a Stonehenge-sized pillar weighing 22,000 lbs and moved a barn over 300 ft. What makes this so special is that he does it using only himself, gravity, and his incredible ingenuity.

Love Quotes...Love is a feeling that’s seen in one’s eyes

* "The love of beauty in its multiple forms is the noblest gift of the human cerebrum."

* You have to kiss a lot of toads
before you find a handsome prince

* Love is a feeling that’s seen in one’s eyes. Love is the sight of the sunset and sunrise. Love is the joy that make people smile. Love is the pain that makes people cry.

* To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
Lao Tzu

* A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.—

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Obese Cat ...Funny Video

Love SMS Messages

* SUCCESS IS NOT PERMANENT

Success is not Permanent.
And:~
Failure is not Final.

So:~

Never Stop Working after Success.
And:~
Never Stop Trying after Failure.

* Life is 4 living, I Live 4 U.,

Life is 4 living, I Live 4 U.
Songs r 4 singing, I Sing 4 U.
Love is 4 caring, I Care 4 U.
Angels r 4 keeping, Can I keep U?

* Everytime I look into your eyes,

Everytime I look into your eyes, I fall in love again. I know that I’ve only known you for less than a tenth of my life, but I feel like I’ve known you since the dawn of time.

I’am never tire of looking at your pictures, reading your letters that you’ve written to me. All of these things keep me so happy and feeling so blessed that I have truly found the one person that I want to spend eternity with. You are the only person on earth that has ever been able to calm me the